"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Mocking girlfriend over phone and she hung up

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Yeah, so I'm a douche bag who beats up and mocks his girlfriend. We were talking about some **** just now and she was making fun of my monotone voice, so I told her that her voice was high pitched and annoying and started to "mimic" her. She then hung up.

What would be an entertaining way to punish her?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Icegreen said:
Yeah, so I'm a douche bag who beats up and mocks his girlfriend. We were talking about some **** just now and she was making fun of my monotone voice, so I told her that her voice was high pitched and annoying and started to "mimic" her. She then hung up.

What would be an entertaining way to punish her?
Don't take her to go see Justin Bieber with you.
 

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Put on your Chris Brown mask and sing to her in your monotone voice while you sock her with a right hook with your Steve Urkel boxing gloves.
 

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BeginningDJ said:
Don't take her to go see Justin Bieber with you.
You think any of the bros will come with me. She needs to come to that show man, ****.
 

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Wth is with these punish women threads? Someone ought to whomp your asses, taking this man bs too seriously. You shouldn't punish anyone, not just women. You dont own anybodys life. Fvk em hard as shlt, yes
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Relax. Who's taking this kid serious besides you? Think about what he wrote, do you honestly think he is serious...

Wait...

OP are you actually for real...I thought you just needed a place to release a brain fart...but then again you may be so full of them you missed the scent of mockery in our replies.
 

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Daily Insanity said:
Wth is with these punish women threads? Someone ought to whomp your asses, taking this man bs too seriously. You shouldn't punish anyone, not just women. You dont own anybodys life. Fvk em hard as shlt, yes
When the women I'm with behave in crude manner they are disciplined in a non-violent, and respectful manner. I wouldn't call it punishment haha. Just a way to show them you are pissed off with their attitude

And this thread isn't serious. I'm just bored as tits at my office
 

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Icegreen said:
When the women I'm with behave in crude manner they are disciplined in a non-violent, and respectful manner. I wouldn't call it punishment haha. Just a way to show them you are pissed off with their attitude

And this thread isn't serious. I'm just bored as tits at my office
Here is your original post:

"Yeah, so I'm a douche bag who beats up and mocks his girlfriend. We were talking about some **** just now and she was making fun of my monotone voice, so I told her that her voice was high pitched and annoying and started to "mimic" her. She then hung up.

What would be an entertaining way to punish her?"

Some inconsistencies are bolded. You seem to beat up women non-violently and plan to punish a girl in an entertaining way which you don't call punishment 4 seconds after you called it punishment. Any questions as to why this post could be taken as less than credible, useful, or appropriate or should we just call it a day on this one?
 
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