"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mini golf date, any advice for kino?

WhatchaOnaDo

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So I have a second date with this girl after I went bowling with her on the first date. I could have used a lot more kino the first time around, but I'm thankful that Ive got a second chance to atone for that poor kino performance. Any seasoned mini golf daters out there? Ive never been on one myself, but I thought it would make for a good opportunity to use some kino. Any tips/advice for a rookie are SUPER appreciated.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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cordoncordon

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Only thing I would suggest is this. When she is lined up over her putt, tell her you see a slight flaw in her "form" and "stroke". Tell her you have a great "stroke". Emphasize the word stroke haha. Then tell her to line up her putt as she usually does, and get behind her and put your arms over her body and hang on to her putter and demonstrate the proper putting technique. That way you are almost straddling her, she will feel your crotch on her ass, and fireworks were ensue. :)

Do this.....seriously.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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You could also tell her she's holding the club wrong and show her a different way to hold it.. And if you want you could add a little bet for each hole or for the whole game, use your imagination.
 

JCballin88

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Mini-golf is an epic date for teasing. Just make sure you do a little push-pull, so you're not berating her lack of skill the whole time...

As for kino, I like to just playfully hit them as they're about to hit the ball. Can be on the arm, lower back, or butt if you're confident she won't freak out too much.
 

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Tap her VERY LIGHTLY on the ankle with your club (no, not THAT club) when she's about to make a shot. Actually, just a touch, not a tap. She will turn around and possibly even hit you for trying to mess up her shot. SHe will love it. I've done this several times.
 
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