jiza101
Master Don Juan
OK, need some dudes to enjoy the game and get better at it with. Im 18 turn 19 in feb, from south east melbourne (near St Kilda) reply here 
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Melbourne Aus !!!
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Cheatz
Senior Don Juan
I'm from S.E melbourne but near dandenong. I havn't been clubbing in the city for a while because my mates cbf going to the city. Let us know when you go clubbing and we can meet up.
jiza101
Master Don Juan
Yer chill man msg me your msn :cheer:
Narcissus1
New Member
I'm from South Yarra, so I'm quite close to you... If it wasn't for exams..
*sighs*
*sighs*
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
MelbourneGuy
New Member
Me from Melb but an older novice
I'm from Melbourne but probably not what you're looking for as I'm basically VERY new to all this stuff. Feel free to email me however.
I'm from Melbourne but probably not what you're looking for as I'm basically VERY new to all this stuff. Feel free to email me however.
manila_boy
New Member
sign me up dude,
im from hawthorn area
im from hawthorn area
from brighton area, if you guys wanna meet up for lunch/coffee and discuss routines/strategies and try n sarge the waitresses drop me a pm, better yet
[email protected], add me to msn
i'm new to this whole thing aswell, but i've always had what i call "raw potential" that i'm now using
drop me a pm, better yet[email protected], add me to msn
i'm new to this whole thing aswell, but i've always had what i call "raw potential" that i'm now using
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jiza101
Master Don Juan
haah **** so many new dudes, let me guess you all read the game ?? :crackup:
Good to have some dudes that are close, firefly must a rich mofo living in brighton, as well as manila in south yarra :cheer:
Give me some info about yourselves, where did you study, age etc.
Good to have some dudes that are close, firefly must a rich mofo living in brighton, as well as manila in south yarra :cheer:
Give me some info about yourselves, where did you study, age etc.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Hello maties... new as well and yes, I read the game hahaha
and yes, I read the game hahaha