"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Meeting a girl on second date, lost.

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O_O HOLY CHRIST

Dates don't work without sexual attraction, Luke.

Explain to my WHY you're going out on these dates if you don't want anything physical to happen?

Why did you not kiss her back?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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ThunderMaverick said:
O_O HOLY CHRIST

Dates don't work without sexual attraction, Luke.

Explain to my WHY you're going out on these dates if you don't want anything physical to happen?
That's not what the beginning of this posts suggest. If you read back, on the first date I asked her if she wanted to go together with me to a hotel room. She said 'no' to the idea. Case closed.

I know something about this 'three-date' rule, that if nothing happens after three dates then that means nothing will ever happen. It's stalemated where she didn't make any moves with me, and I didn't make any moves with her, or even talk about anything sexual.

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Why did you not kiss her back?
I don't know, I already kissed her on the two prior dates, and just felt this whole thing was falling apart anyway and just didn't reciprocate back. However, I don't think I rejected her or anything like that.

Anyway, it's getting stale now, I am going after other natural girls, truth is, as a Christian, I don't think I want to just get laid or anything like that, and my libido in general has been so low that I cant even get an erection enough to masturbate in a fleshlight, forget about sex, I think I'm getting ED issues here, I think I'm going to put that on the backburner.
 

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You both should drink some alcohol, then it will be a different story.
 

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You have a flesh light?



....how is it? does it feel like a real vagina?..

..wait. You're a virgin. How could you possibly know?

Well...is it like...moist and..tight?

Do you have to like...lube it up for it to work?

Uh...does it...y know...

...vibrate?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Luke Skywalker said:
Anyway, it's getting stale now, I am going after other natural girls, truth is, as a Christian, I don't think I want to just get laid or anything like that, and my libido in general has been so low that I cant even get an erection enough to masturbate in a fleshlight, forget about sex, I think I'm getting ED issues here, I think I'm going to put that on the backburner.
That's due to low testosterone levels!
Hit the gym now!
Squats, deadlifts and raw eggs will fix you up nicely.
 

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You're getting older and your tool isn't being put to good use.

I swear it's like a battery in a car that's never been started. The longer you wait, the harder it is for the battery to juice itself up again.

I don't understand why you just don't go for it. You have the talent and you have the tools...

...well, what's left of your tools, anyways.
 

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Tired, old, boring


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