"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Me and the cleaning lady...

eaglez1177

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Okay well my mom just got a new cleaning lady for the house, and theres two of them, both russian and speak fluent is russian. One is like 37 and is gross but the other seems really young (like early 20s) and is really fvcking hot. I want her bad, and today was the first day I saw her and we made eye contact a few times. ONly problem is that they only come to the house once a week :(. Any got advice on how I can wind up banging my cleaning lady?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ahahaha damn i dont got any clue but good luck!!!!
 

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learn a couple Russian lines....help break the ice alittle...

OR

when she is cleaning your room through in an extra 50 bucks....
 

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say "priviet"...means hello.. Tell her you think the Russian language is beautiful.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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yuppaz said:
say "priviet"...means hello.. Tell her you think the Russian language is beautiful.
dont say "priviet" it really means "fatass"!! :box:
 

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learn a dirty seductive phrase or two in russian and try saying that to her, it'll probably get her laughing at least.
 

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If I were you I'd spill something on my pants just to see what she does. But then again I'm immature.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The cleaning lady?

What,are you hitting on hired help now? :D

I don't know why,but for some reason when I heard that term "cleaning lady",I pictured "Florence" from "The Jeffersons".

:crackup:
 

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eaglez1177 said:
Okay well my mom just got a new cleaning lady for the house, and theres two of them, both russian and speak fluent is russian. One is like 37 and is gross but the other seems really young (like early 20s) and is really fvcking hot. I want her bad, and today was the first day I saw her and we made eye contact a few times. ONly problem is that they only come to the house once a week :(. Any got advice on how I can wind up banging my cleaning lady?
Oh, oh... you're a John!

But seriously, why would you want to do that? I mean, even if she's really hot, I don't think it'd be worth your trouble.
 

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Yea but even if I did learn a word or two in russian, where would I go from there? I have a feeling she doesnt speak any english, and thus I would have to rely solely on my body language and smile to get with this chick.

And why do I want to do this? Because this chick is mad hot, and I wanna be able to truthfully say that I banged a cleaning lady.
 

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Is the other woman her mother?
Do they come in at the same time?
Are you parents normally home when they come?
If you were to do anything with her, do you plan on doing it in the house or renting a hotel.
 

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haha, I would LOVE to have a hot russian cleaning lady. use what u have learned here. build attraction, isolate then make ur move. it can be done!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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amoka said:
Is the other woman her mother?
Do they come in at the same time?
Are you parents normally home when they come?
If you were to do anything with her, do you plan on doing it in the house or renting a hotel.
Im not sure if its her mother, but they dont really look much alike.
Yes they come in at the same time, and are cleaning the house for about 5 hours.
And it depends about my parents, cuz the cleaning ladys come during the day, and some days my parents are both working and are not home during the day.
And if I was to do anything with her, it would probably be in the house. Or, I could try to get a number and hang out with her somewhere else (not a hotel, prolly a movie or something or her house idk).
 

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Put on a Vladimir Putin mask, and sarge on!!!!
 

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Gangster Of Love said:
Put on a Vladimir Putin mask, and sarge on!!!!
Raikojo17 said:
Just grab her ass and make out with her

she'll love it

Then show her a picture of Zangief
I'm guessing these are the best approaches for the situation. The Zangief pic is a no brainer, but if you really want her, the Vladimir Putin mask will seal the deal.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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