"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Me and the cleaning lady...

eaglez1177

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Okay well my mom just got a new cleaning lady for the house, and theres two of them, both russian and speak fluent is russian. One is like 37 and is gross but the other seems really young (like early 20s) and is really fvcking hot. I want her bad, and today was the first day I saw her and we made eye contact a few times. ONly problem is that they only come to the house once a week :(. Any got advice on how I can wind up banging my cleaning lady?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ahahaha damn i dont got any clue but good luck!!!!
 

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learn a couple Russian lines....help break the ice alittle...

OR

when she is cleaning your room through in an extra 50 bucks....
 

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say "priviet"...means hello.. Tell her you think the Russian language is beautiful.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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yuppaz said:
say "priviet"...means hello.. Tell her you think the Russian language is beautiful.
dont say "priviet" it really means "fatass"!! :box:
 

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learn a dirty seductive phrase or two in russian and try saying that to her, it'll probably get her laughing at least.
 

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If I were you I'd spill something on my pants just to see what she does. But then again I'm immature.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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The cleaning lady?

What,are you hitting on hired help now? :D

I don't know why,but for some reason when I heard that term "cleaning lady",I pictured "Florence" from "The Jeffersons".

:crackup:
 

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eaglez1177 said:
Okay well my mom just got a new cleaning lady for the house, and theres two of them, both russian and speak fluent is russian. One is like 37 and is gross but the other seems really young (like early 20s) and is really fvcking hot. I want her bad, and today was the first day I saw her and we made eye contact a few times. ONly problem is that they only come to the house once a week :(. Any got advice on how I can wind up banging my cleaning lady?
Oh, oh... you're a John!

But seriously, why would you want to do that? I mean, even if she's really hot, I don't think it'd be worth your trouble.
 

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Yea but even if I did learn a word or two in russian, where would I go from there? I have a feeling she doesnt speak any english, and thus I would have to rely solely on my body language and smile to get with this chick.

And why do I want to do this? Because this chick is mad hot, and I wanna be able to truthfully say that I banged a cleaning lady.
 

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Is the other woman her mother?
Do they come in at the same time?
Are you parents normally home when they come?
If you were to do anything with her, do you plan on doing it in the house or renting a hotel.
 

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haha, I would LOVE to have a hot russian cleaning lady. use what u have learned here. build attraction, isolate then make ur move. it can be done!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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amoka said:
Is the other woman her mother?
Do they come in at the same time?
Are you parents normally home when they come?
If you were to do anything with her, do you plan on doing it in the house or renting a hotel.
Im not sure if its her mother, but they dont really look much alike.
Yes they come in at the same time, and are cleaning the house for about 5 hours.
And it depends about my parents, cuz the cleaning ladys come during the day, and some days my parents are both working and are not home during the day.
And if I was to do anything with her, it would probably be in the house. Or, I could try to get a number and hang out with her somewhere else (not a hotel, prolly a movie or something or her house idk).
 

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Put on a Vladimir Putin mask, and sarge on!!!!
 

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Gangster Of Love said:
Put on a Vladimir Putin mask, and sarge on!!!!
Raikojo17 said:
Just grab her ass and make out with her

she'll love it

Then show her a picture of Zangief
I'm guessing these are the best approaches for the situation. The Zangief pic is a no brainer, but if you really want her, the Vladimir Putin mask will seal the deal.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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