"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Me and the cleaning lady...

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Okay well my mom just got a new cleaning lady for the house, and theres two of them, both russian and speak fluent is russian. One is like 37 and is gross but the other seems really young (like early 20s) and is really fvcking hot. I want her bad, and today was the first day I saw her and we made eye contact a few times. ONly problem is that they only come to the house once a week :(. Any got advice on how I can wind up banging my cleaning lady?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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ahahaha damn i dont got any clue but good luck!!!!
 
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learn a couple Russian lines....help break the ice alittle...

OR

when she is cleaning your room through in an extra 50 bucks....
 
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say "priviet"...means hello.. Tell her you think the Russian language is beautiful.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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yuppaz said:
say "priviet"...means hello.. Tell her you think the Russian language is beautiful.
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dont say "priviet" it really means "fatass"!! :box:
 
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learn a dirty seductive phrase or two in russian and try saying that to her, it'll probably get her laughing at least.
 
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If I were you I'd spill something on my pants just to see what she does. But then again I'm immature.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The cleaning lady?

What,are you hitting on hired help now? :D

I don't know why,but for some reason when I heard that term "cleaning lady",I pictured "Florence" from "The Jeffersons".

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eaglez1177 said:
Okay well my mom just got a new cleaning lady for the house, and theres two of them, both russian and speak fluent is russian. One is like 37 and is gross but the other seems really young (like early 20s) and is really fvcking hot. I want her bad, and today was the first day I saw her and we made eye contact a few times. ONly problem is that they only come to the house once a week :(. Any got advice on how I can wind up banging my cleaning lady?
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Oh, oh... you're a John!

But seriously, why would you want to do that? I mean, even if she's really hot, I don't think it'd be worth your trouble.
 
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Yea but even if I did learn a word or two in russian, where would I go from there? I have a feeling she doesnt speak any english, and thus I would have to rely solely on my body language and smile to get with this chick.

And why do I want to do this? Because this chick is mad hot, and I wanna be able to truthfully say that I banged a cleaning lady.
 
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Is the other woman her mother?
Do they come in at the same time?
Are you parents normally home when they come?
If you were to do anything with her, do you plan on doing it in the house or renting a hotel.
 
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haha, I would LOVE to have a hot russian cleaning lady. use what u have learned here. build attraction, isolate then make ur move. it can be done!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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amoka said:
Is the other woman her mother?
Do they come in at the same time?
Are you parents normally home when they come?
If you were to do anything with her, do you plan on doing it in the house or renting a hotel.
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Im not sure if its her mother, but they dont really look much alike.
Yes they come in at the same time, and are cleaning the house for about 5 hours.
And it depends about my parents, cuz the cleaning ladys come during the day, and some days my parents are both working and are not home during the day.
And if I was to do anything with her, it would probably be in the house. Or, I could try to get a number and hang out with her somewhere else (not a hotel, prolly a movie or something or her house idk).
 
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Put on a Vladimir Putin mask, and sarge on!!!!
 
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Gangster Of Love said:
Put on a Vladimir Putin mask, and sarge on!!!!
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Raikojo17 said:
Just grab her ass and make out with her

she'll love it

Then show her a picture of Zangief
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I'm guessing these are the best approaches for the situation. The Zangief pic is a no brainer, but if you really want her, the Vladimir Putin mask will seal the deal.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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