"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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May/December

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I was at a family Christmas party tonight and the strangest thing happened.

This girl who used to be my cousin, only by marriage (there's no blood line) hit on me hard core.

She tried to kiss me and everything.

Problem: I'm 20... she's 14.

:nervous:

Anyone else creeped out? I'm single now. I could f uck her if I wanted... but that thought makes me sick.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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insidious

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Dude, that's not even May-December.
That's more like January 15-February 3 :wave:
Is your freedom worth it?
 
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Last Man Standing

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A 14 year old hor - that seems right - you must live in America!!!
 
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Thomas94305

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Yeah.. I'd be very creeped out. I'm a little older than 20, but had something equally creepy happen at 20. A very good friend.. known him since the first grade.. his little sister came up to me and kissed me at a party at his house, asked me to go in the bedroom, and take a roll. Gross.. her kiss was about like my friend kissing me EEEWWW.

Think when you were 14, 15.. you wanted to get your driver's license, something older people do. 19, 20 year olds want to get into bars. Teenagers are hungering to be adults. This 14 year old getting you would be a way for her to feel that... you're a "trophy" to her.

Jailbait.

Oh.. for you sicko.. NO, I didn't take that roll with my friend's sister..:moon:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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smeckle said:
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Problem: I'm 20... she's 14.

:nervous:

Anyone else creeped out?...
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Nah, young girls will do that type of thing testing out their sexuality by flirting and such. The crazy things that growing breast will do to a girl... :rolleyes:

smeckle said:
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I'm single now. I could f uck her if I wanted...
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Alright, now we're creeped out.
smeckle said:
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but that thought makes me sick.
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Whew, you had us nervous for a second there. Contrary to popular belief, you don't have to bang every girl/woman you come across.
 
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