"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I masturbate dry my whole life. I often use towel to clean up. I hear people talking about lotion and am confused do they mean they use it afterwards or during b/c i do it dry. I hear people say that using those products gets a better feeling.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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warrior1 said:
I masturbate dry my whole life. I often use towel to clean up. I hear people talking about lotion and am confused do they mean they use it afterwards or during b/c i do it dry. I hear people say that using those products gets a better feeling.
You aren't old enough if you need to ask those questions.
 
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warrior1 said:
I masturbate dry my whole life. I often use towel to clean up. I hear people talking about lotion and am confused do they mean they use it afterwards or during b/c i do it dry. I hear people say that using those products gets a better feeling.
ur addicted to your hand... which is bad cuz you get used to it... then you won't be able to get an erection from handjobs. I suggest you limit the amount of masterbation and get more p*ssy.
 

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yeah, I'm a little too addicted to jerkin' it too....think it's plaguing me because my mind is desperate for a woman but everytime I get an urge, I kill it with my hand. Think I have a really high sex drive....just can't stand to let it build up and have no release.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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THe lotion is to use while one is stroking it, before climax.
 

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Lotion is a lubricant. It is to be used DURING.

Try to cut back on the jack my friend.

If you aren't getting any action, once a week at tops.
 

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thx. Can you recommend a lotion that is good? I use lot of moisturizing lotion for my face and am wondering what is good ? ty.
 

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Lotion is lotion.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Try the brand called Manlotion. You can get it almost anywhere, and it's real real cheap.
 

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hey i use olay lotion moisturizer for my face and do not like the feeling of using the same thing. Just want a BRAND name. ty alll
 

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Conditioner or Vaseline work fine. Avoid SHampoo or soap, they will work but sting you afterwards.
 

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I think the best one is called Master Bate Hand Lotion.
They carry it at WalMart - ask the greeter.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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LMAO man this is funny stuff pixies comment aww man lol

i say get that victorias secret lotion not only is it high quality (best lotion for the best guy eh lol) but it will leave ya smellin nice afterwards rotflmao
 

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put the lotion in the basket......PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!!!!!



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