I masturbate dry my whole life. I often use towel to clean up. I hear people talking about lotion and am confused do they mean they use it afterwards or during b/c i do it dry. I hear people say that using those products gets a better feeling.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
You aren't old enough if you need to ask those questions.warrior1 said:I masturbate dry my whole life. I often use towel to clean up. I hear people talking about lotion and am confused do they mean they use it afterwards or during b/c i do it dry. I hear people say that using those products gets a better feeling.
PeterNorthisawesome
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ur addicted to your hand... which is bad cuz you get used to it... then you won't be able to get an erection from handjobs. I suggest you limit the amount of masterbation and get more p*ssy.warrior1 said:I masturbate dry my whole life. I often use towel to clean up. I hear people talking about lotion and am confused do they mean they use it afterwards or during b/c i do it dry. I hear people say that using those products gets a better feeling.
Floridaboy23
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yeah, I'm a little too addicted to jerkin' it too....think it's plaguing me because my mind is desperate for a woman but everytime I get an urge, I kill it with my hand. Think I have a really high sex drive....just can't stand to let it build up and have no release.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Lotion is a lubricant. It is to be used DURING.
Try to cut back on the jack my friend.
If you aren't getting any action, once a week at tops.
Try to cut back on the jack my friend.
If you aren't getting any action, once a week at tops.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Lotion is lotion.
qweretyuiopas
Master Don Juan
LOL at this thread.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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Try the brand called Manlotion. You can get it almost anywhere, and it's real real cheap.
Bad_Lil'Pixie
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I think the best one is called Master Bate Hand Lotion.
They carry it at WalMart - ask the greeter.
They carry it at WalMart - ask the greeter.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
qweretyuiopas
Master Don Juan
LMAO man this is funny stuff pixies comment aww man lol
i say get that victorias secret lotion not only is it high quality (best lotion for the best guy eh lol) but it will leave ya smellin nice afterwards rotflmao
i say get that victorias secret lotion not only is it high quality (best lotion for the best guy eh lol) but it will leave ya smellin nice afterwards rotflmao
Brian20o2
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Found this out the hard way 2 years ago. lolBling said:Avoid SHampoo or soap, they will work but sting you afterwards.
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put the lotion in the basket......PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!!!!!
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