I masturbate dry my whole life. I often use towel to clean up. I hear people talking about lotion and am confused do they mean they use it afterwards or during b/c i do it dry. I hear people say that using those products gets a better feeling.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
You aren't old enough if you need to ask those questions.warrior1 said:I masturbate dry my whole life. I often use towel to clean up. I hear people talking about lotion and am confused do they mean they use it afterwards or during b/c i do it dry. I hear people say that using those products gets a better feeling.
PeterNorthisawesome
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ur addicted to your hand... which is bad cuz you get used to it... then you won't be able to get an erection from handjobs. I suggest you limit the amount of masterbation and get more p*ssy.warrior1 said:I masturbate dry my whole life. I often use towel to clean up. I hear people talking about lotion and am confused do they mean they use it afterwards or during b/c i do it dry. I hear people say that using those products gets a better feeling.
Floridaboy23
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yeah, I'm a little too addicted to jerkin' it too....think it's plaguing me because my mind is desperate for a woman but everytime I get an urge, I kill it with my hand. Think I have a really high sex drive....just can't stand to let it build up and have no release.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Lotion is a lubricant. It is to be used DURING.
Try to cut back on the jack my friend.
If you aren't getting any action, once a week at tops.
Try to cut back on the jack my friend.
If you aren't getting any action, once a week at tops.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Lotion is lotion.
qweretyuiopas
Master Don Juan
LOL at this thread.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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Try the brand called Manlotion. You can get it almost anywhere, and it's real real cheap.
Bad_Lil'Pixie
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I think the best one is called Master Bate Hand Lotion.
They carry it at WalMart - ask the greeter.
They carry it at WalMart - ask the greeter.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
qweretyuiopas
Master Don Juan
LMAO man this is funny stuff pixies comment aww man lol
i say get that victorias secret lotion not only is it high quality (best lotion for the best guy eh lol) but it will leave ya smellin nice afterwards rotflmao
i say get that victorias secret lotion not only is it high quality (best lotion for the best guy eh lol) but it will leave ya smellin nice afterwards rotflmao
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
Found this out the hard way 2 years ago. lolBling said:Avoid SHampoo or soap, they will work but sting you afterwards.
drewrock2000
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put the lotion in the basket......PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!!!!!
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