I masturbate dry my whole life. I often use towel to clean up. I hear people talking about lotion and am confused do they mean they use it afterwards or during b/c i do it dry. I hear people say that using those products gets a better feeling.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You aren't old enough if you need to ask those questions.warrior1 said:I masturbate dry my whole life. I often use towel to clean up. I hear people talking about lotion and am confused do they mean they use it afterwards or during b/c i do it dry. I hear people say that using those products gets a better feeling.
PeterNorthisawesome
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ur addicted to your hand... which is bad cuz you get used to it... then you won't be able to get an erection from handjobs. I suggest you limit the amount of masterbation and get more p*ssy.warrior1 said:I masturbate dry my whole life. I often use towel to clean up. I hear people talking about lotion and am confused do they mean they use it afterwards or during b/c i do it dry. I hear people say that using those products gets a better feeling.
Floridaboy23
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yeah, I'm a little too addicted to jerkin' it too....think it's plaguing me because my mind is desperate for a woman but everytime I get an urge, I kill it with my hand. Think I have a really high sex drive....just can't stand to let it build up and have no release.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Lotion is a lubricant. It is to be used DURING.
Try to cut back on the jack my friend.
If you aren't getting any action, once a week at tops.
Try to cut back on the jack my friend.
If you aren't getting any action, once a week at tops.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Lotion is lotion.
qweretyuiopas
Master Don Juan
LOL at this thread.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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Try the brand called Manlotion. You can get it almost anywhere, and it's real real cheap.
Bad_Lil'Pixie
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I think the best one is called Master Bate Hand Lotion.
They carry it at WalMart - ask the greeter.
They carry it at WalMart - ask the greeter.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
qweretyuiopas
Master Don Juan
LMAO man this is funny stuff pixies comment aww man lol
i say get that victorias secret lotion not only is it high quality (best lotion for the best guy eh lol) but it will leave ya smellin nice afterwards rotflmao
i say get that victorias secret lotion not only is it high quality (best lotion for the best guy eh lol) but it will leave ya smellin nice afterwards rotflmao
Brian20o2
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Found this out the hard way 2 years ago. lolBling said:Avoid SHampoo or soap, they will work but sting you afterwards.
drewrock2000
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put the lotion in the basket......PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!!!!!
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