Legendary post man. I also workout on a daily basis, but somedays I am simply too lazy to hit the gym or make myself a nutritious meal. I think that this is a wakeup call for me.
My favorite line in your post was, "Why would a beautiful woman want to hang around with some slob?" - this is exactly right. Beautiful women hit the gym DAILY, eat right, have great heigene, dress nicely and always take hours to get ready.
If women put this much effort into their bodies, why would they expect ANY LESS from a guy?
RESPECT