"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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samspade said:
Right, you just came here to share your romantic story. That's what Sosuave is all about! "Tell me more, tell me more, did ya get very far..."

And she's proofreading your posts you say? Come on, whoever this is. The jig is up.

By the way - and everyone take note and check me on this - I live in NYC, and I have never, ever met a Jewish woman named "Maria." It's Miriam. Not saying it's impossible, but think about it.
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A Jewish girl named Maria from a small town in Mississippi. You have a higher chance of meeting a black guy named Ivan from Siberia...
 
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Brother, you are in for a serious crash landing with this. Throw a life, family and kids away with the bathwater for puzzy. Modern Jewish women ARE NOT to be trusted. They are pure snakes in the grass. Be careful.... very careful. I have plenty experience with them. Outside of relationships, they're fine. You really do not want to marry this one... I am speaking from experience. However, if financial and family ruin is something you're in too, by all means.

However, they have two good things going for them. They usually have big boobs and suck a great d!ck. Some, if you are lucky, can cook. However, the modern generation, not so much. Italians are similar, but they usually do not have big boobs; unless they are fat.
 
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bro you're like two months behind lol


one thing I love, if not the most important thing i love about my wife is that she's not on any **** **** lol. what i mean by that is, she ain't got time for uncalled for drama. if we have a blow up, i eanred that ****.

plenty of times iv'e done some petty ass **** like, tell one of her friends she's got really pretty feet lol and my wife understanding that i got to stay focused will say "well talk when you're done working" and mean it. my wife is smart enough, to know that I run businesses, and **** and to not let something as trivial as another woman's feet **** up the money train.


the thing that really drove me back home, is realizing that not all that women are that senstical. in fact most aren't. then they take it personal when you don't want to get in their trivial bull****. i got **** to do lol. like, real **** lol. not **** **** lol.


and my wife has admitted, and she has, she got a tad lazy with the wardrobe over the last year or so. two kids. I get it. my wife has figured out as long as I can see her feet i pretyt much don't care what sh ehas on but maria puts it together. heels, designer jeans and **** everyday. when my wife decides to actually put it together iit's game over.
 
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zekko said:
If this is a troll, it's a good one.

This is another warning against getting married: This is just the sort of thing the woman usually does. 12 years together, the original hormones wear off, things aren't a novelty anymore, life goes on, things get routine....
Then one day, she meets a guy who sweeps her off her feet. The new guy is hot and exciting and makes her feel things she hasn't felt in over a decade. She didn't even know she could still feel this way until this new guy showed her. She still loves her husband, but she can't help it, no one makes her feel like this new guy. It isn't even anybody's fault, because "it just happened". Just like the swinging "just happened".

This can happen to anyone, you can't predict it. That's why it's just too risky to get married these days.
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Aren’t you married Zek ?

Also wtf was this thread BB, I see your typing is still sh1t.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I know this thread is old but after the "alleged" orgy you had with your wife I seriously don't see your marriage lasting long

Make no mistake your wife is probably getting some side action too
 
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JohnChops said:
Smart. Any tips on dodging marriage in an LTR.
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Not really. I think I'm just fortunate in that my girlfriend understands my take on the subject. She's refreshingly mellow for a chick. I know most women probably have that "If you want it, you better put a ring on it" attitude.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Soflobro said:
if she really loves you, she wont require marriage.
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There's some truth in that. If her priority is being with you, she will be. If her priority is to get the marriage, she'll likely move on.
I don't blame women for wanting that, however. Especially if she wants children. It's just a bad deal for guys right now. We lose too much power.
 
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Solomon said:
I know this thread is old but after the "alleged" orgy you had with your wife I seriously don't see your marriage lasting long

Make no mistake your wife is probably getting some side action too
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6 years on my birthday and she's pregnant with our third child.

backbreaker got dem swimmiers for yo azz lol
 
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def mine. was planned. will get paternity test still just becuase I did it with Joe and Chanel.


hoping for a boy. Chanel is a ****ing diva lol. i don't.. i mean i love my daughter but really would prefer a boy
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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backbreaker said:
def mine. was planned. will get paternity test still just becuase I did it with Joe and Chanel.


hoping for a boy. Chanel is a ****ing diva lol. i don't.. i mean i love my daughter but really would prefer a boy
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wait, so you went from leaving your wife to bang some mistress on a dirty mattress in an alley to getting your wife pregnant and going back to her, all in the span of what, like a month or two? Are you sure you're ok? I mean, you realize that this is seriously flighty behavior right?
 
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In case some of you don't know, BB has absolutely, 100%, certifiably some major MAJOR mental issues going on. I have ALWAYS thought that.

OCD, BPD, ADD, Bi polar and who knows what else.

I believe this thread because I saw the same behavioral patterns from him 15, 10, and 5 years ago when we would go back and forth on threads about all kinds of stuff. Lots of times we really went at each other too but......

Don't get me wrong, as a person I think he is probably a good guy.

He is just bat **** crazy.

Best of luck.
 
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