NSUballer
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Yea im n new orleans right now for mardi gras...girls everywhere....finneeee a$$$ girls ....
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Mardi Gras New Orleans
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Most of them have boyfriends! You better be famous!
meitenesrigas
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You gotta be drunk if you are seeing "fine azz girls" in New Orleans.
MooseGod
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screw these negative bastards....drink a 40 for me while you're down there!
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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Tropical Isle baby!
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Don't forget about hand greandes!Guy Incognito said:
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I'm from and living in New Orleans right now and Bacchus parade passed. I'll drink a hand grenade for you too!MooseGod said:
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I loved Mardi Gras when I was there. Fat Tuesday was INSANE. I actually got my head busted when a beer bottle flew threw the air and nailed me. The best thing I got it on tape and recorded the EMTs helping me out. They wanted me to go to the ER, I told them, "screw you, its fat tuesday!!!!!"
got laid once and made out with a bunch of girls that weekend and some free breast exams with my mouth. Insane time.
got laid once and made out with a bunch of girls that weekend and some free breast exams with my mouth. Insane time.