"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mardi Gras New Orleans

NSUballer

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Yea im n new orleans right now for mardi gras...girls everywhere....finneeee a$$$ girls ....
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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meitenesrigas

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You gotta be drunk if you are seeing "fine azz girls" in New Orleans.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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From New Orleans, Louisiana to Atlanta, Georgia!!!
MooseGod said:
screw these negative bastards....drink a 40 for me while you're down there!
I'm from and living in New Orleans right now and Bacchus parade passed. I'll drink a hand grenade for you too!
 

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I loved Mardi Gras when I was there. Fat Tuesday was INSANE. I actually got my head busted when a beer bottle flew threw the air and nailed me. The best thing I got it on tape and recorded the EMTs helping me out. They wanted me to go to the ER, I told them, "screw you, its fat tuesday!!!!!"

got laid once and made out with a bunch of girls that weekend and some free breast exams with my mouth. Insane time.
 
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