"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Mardi Gras New Orleans

NSUballer

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Yea im n new orleans right now for mardi gras...girls everywhere....finneeee a$$$ girls ....
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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meitenesrigas

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You gotta be drunk if you are seeing "fine azz girls" in New Orleans.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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From New Orleans, Louisiana to Atlanta, Georgia!!!
MooseGod said:
screw these negative bastards....drink a 40 for me while you're down there!
I'm from and living in New Orleans right now and Bacchus parade passed. I'll drink a hand grenade for you too!
 

Guy Incognito

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I loved Mardi Gras when I was there. Fat Tuesday was INSANE. I actually got my head busted when a beer bottle flew threw the air and nailed me. The best thing I got it on tape and recorded the EMTs helping me out. They wanted me to go to the ER, I told them, "screw you, its fat tuesday!!!!!"

got laid once and made out with a bunch of girls that weekend and some free breast exams with my mouth. Insane time.
 
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