"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Love at First Sight

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I went on a date with this girl the other night. We had a pretty good time. First date. Met her online. My favourite thing about her was that she showed up with hard nipples. Anyway date ends, I go home, and carry on with my life.

She messages me two days later and says that she had a great time with me, and really enjoyed meeting me, but didn’t feel like I was her soul mate, so she didn’t want to continue seeing me . When I read that, I’m thinking to myself that this chick is a straight up retard.

She thinks she’s going to vet her soul mate based on a thirty minute first date??

I responded and said that “I don’t subscribe to the Disney propaganda of love at first sight. Also not looking for someone that superficial. Best of luck;).”

Where do these idiots come from and why do they waste my time?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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backseatjuan

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I wonder why you get so excited about a simple "No!"

Attraction is subconscious, remember? Escalate and fck. She met you, she gave you a chance.
 

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If you're on your game you can give a girl all the butterflies she's looking for in that 30 mins, but hey sometimes she's got issues or you're not at peak game or simply don't like her that much. Don't read too much into her answer lol
 

MountainSlide

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I wonder why you get so excited about a simple "No!"

Attraction is subconscious, remember? Escalate and fck. She met you, she gave you a chance.
Honestly just thought it was weird. Since I hadn’t messaged her anyway ‍♂
 

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lol love at first sight

But i think mutual attraction at first sight happens.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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You mentioned nothing about the date itself which tells me it was probably pretty bland. I don't see why you're getting so worked up over her excuse to not see you again.
 

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change love for lust and you are gold

she need to lust for you, have her vag tingle and so on, you didn't or don't scaled or was bland the date, remember the whole date see if you could do better, and do better with another woman, experience helps a lot
 

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change love for lust and you are gold

she need to lust for you, have her vag tingle and so on, you didn't or don't scaled or was bland the date, remember the whole date see if you could do better, and do better with another woman, experience helps a lot
It's always this.

For women it's always biological (feelings) then rationality 1st.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I went on a date with this girl the other night. We had a pretty good time. First date. Met her online. My favourite thing about her was that she showed up with hard nipples. Anyway date ends, I go home, and carry on with my life.

She messages me two days later and says that she had a great time with me, and really enjoyed meeting me, but didn’t feel like I was her soul mate, so she didn’t want to continue seeing me . When I read that, I’m thinking to myself that this chick is a straight up retard.

She thinks she’s going to vet her soul mate based on a thirty minute first date??

I responded and said that “I don’t subscribe to the Disney propaganda of love at first sight. Also not looking for someone that superficial. Best of luck;).”

Where do these idiots come from and why do they waste my time?
She is a hopeless romantic. Read up on those types.

Delusional, head in the clouds, flighty, flakey, searching endlessly for "the one to complete them". For these types the illusion of their perfect one can and will change at the drop of a hat. They actually fear commitment and brainwash themselves to believe it's what they really want for their image to society.

You dodged a cuckoo bird bullet.

 
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