"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Losing Track of Time during Sex?

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The other night after I had sex my girl passed out at 9:05pm.

I was trying to recall how long we had sex for, and could not. However, I remembered I had taken a photo immediately before - it was time stamped 7:25pm (I double checked the time zone).

I realized we had sex continuously for about 100 straight minutes but it seemed more like maybe 20 minutes - almost as if I fell asleep and woke up and lost track of time. No wonder why she said she was sore after only one time (I was actually about to continue when she passed out).

I remember years ago when a girl told me she came and I said "That was fast" and she said "What do you mean? You went for a long time" but it only seemed like a minute to me.

Has this ever happened to you? Did you ever lose track of time this way during sex? It might be worth noting the start and stop times next time as this might be common.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The other night after I had sex my girl passed out at 9:05pm.

I was trying to recall how long we had sex for, and could not. However, I remembered I had taken a photo immediately before - it was time stamped 7:25pm (I double checked the time zone).

I realized we had sex continuously for about 100 straight minutes but it seemed more like maybe 20 minutes - almost as if I fell asleep and woke up and lost track of time. No wonder why she said she was sore after only one time (I was actually about to continue when she passed out).

I remember years ago when a girl told me she came and I said "That was fast" and she said "What do you mean? You went for a long time" but it only seemed like a minute to me.

Has this ever happened to you? Did you ever lose track of time this way during sex? It might be worth noting the start and stop times next time as this might be common.
... el oh el
 

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lol and everyone was supporting bigneil when i called for his ban. oh well. ive learned to accept him as he is now lol. no hate.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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This article refers to the "time dilation" effect, which can work both ways.

The average sex act lasts about 6 minutes. More than 30 minutes can be considered too long (but this girl had a river of juice flowing down her leg at the end, something I hadn't seen with her before).

Per this article, on average women want 7 more minutes of foreplay and 11 more minutes of sex than average.

https://www.thecut.com/2015/09/how-long-should-sex-actually-last.html
 

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This article refers to the "time dilation" effect, which can work both ways.

The average sex act lasts about 6 minutes. More than 30 minutes can be considered too long (but this girl had a river of juice flowing down her leg at the end, something I hadn't seen with her before).

Per this article, on average women want 7 more minutes of foreplay and 11 more minutes of sex than average.

https://www.thecut.com/2015/09/how-long-should-sex-actually-last.html

Thanks for the report Bigneil! Im going to set my alarms on my phone to make sure i hit that 7 extra minutes of foreplay mark. I think this study is really great and im sure they had some great data on timing peoples sex sessions!
 
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The other night after I had sex my girl passed out at 9:05pm.

I was trying to recall how long we had sex for, and could not. However, I remembered I had taken a photo immediately before - it was time stamped 7:25pm (I double checked the time zone).

I realized we had sex continuously for about 100 straight minutes but it seemed more like maybe 20 minutes - almost as if I fell asleep and woke up and lost track of time. No wonder why she said she was sore after only one time (I was actually about to continue when she passed out).

I remember years ago when a girl told me she came and I said "That was fast" and she said "What do you mean? You went for a long time" but it only seemed like a minute to me.

Has this ever happened to you? Did you ever lose track of time this way during sex? It might be worth noting the start and stop times next time as this might be common.
Story reads like a commercial of Alex Jones super male vitality horny goat weed.

Ever had so much sex you completely lost track of time?

Super Male Vitality horny goat weed!
 

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I did take Super Male Vitality from Infowars. This article talks about having sex for too long.
http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/
Thanks for the report Bigneil! Im going to set my alarms on my phone to make sure i hit that 7 extra minutes of foreplay mark. I think this study is really great and im sure they had some great data on timing peoples sex sessions!
I used to set my oven timer for 15 minutes when I went down on a bisexual girl back in 1993. I would wake up with a sore tongue the next morning.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Man you've got a lot of extra time on your hands for looking up random statistics
Yes, at least 100 minutes. Some might consider the optimal amount of time to have sex to be important in seduction.

According to that article, I went long enough to make Kayne blush.

"Do you smoke after sex?"
"Sometimes, why?"
"Use more lubrication!"
 
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Yes, at least 100 minutes. Some might consider the optimal amount of time to have sex to be important in seduction.

According to that article, I went long enough to make Kayne blush.

"Do you smoke after sex?"
"Sometimes, why?"
"Use more lubrication!"
Is Kanye West some stud or something?

I highly doubt that.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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The other night after I had sex my girl passed out at 9:05pm.

I was trying to recall how long we had sex for, and could not. However, I remembered I had taken a photo immediately before - it was time stamped 7:25pm (I double checked the time zone).

I realized we had sex continuously for about 100 straight minutes but it seemed more like maybe 20 minutes - almost as if I fell asleep and woke up and lost track of time. No wonder why she said she was sore after only one time (I was actually about to continue when she passed out).

I remember years ago when a girl told me she came and I said "That was fast" and she said "What do you mean? You went for a long time" but it only seemed like a minute to me.

Has this ever happened to you? Did you ever lose track of time this way during sex? It might be worth noting the start and stop times next time as this might be common.
well i'm suprised, I though she would control the time more, maybe she really likes you
 

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What kind of pervert are you?
LESSON 101...... BPD traits.

Redirect and distract, be dishonest and switch the attention to shame and blame the other..


This is without a doubt evidence this guy is a BPD.
 

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This is without a doubt evidence this guy is a BPD.
Wow exhausted even accuses MEN who don't find him attractive as having BPD. Now I've seen it all.

What category of deviant do you put someone who makes arbitrary claims of child molestation by rounding age 22 down to age 15? Was that a Freudian slip?

@exhausted never got over his BPD ex (meanwhile I saw mine two days ago and she submitted, and I was never exhausted).

I'll let you get back to weeping.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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