"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Looking for advice with my 2nd child on the way

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randalljohnson said:
Define "locking me down." Is it

A) keeping me all for herself (not a bad thing)

Or

B) in a devious way trying to collect my money and assets and then leave me high and dry (which i don't believe, but u can be judge of that)
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No @randalljohnson you answer MY question first.

Did you both AGREE to have a baby together or not?

It's becoming very apparent that you like to throw down inflammatory posts, and then sit back and watch the chaos while you AVOID answering anyone's questions. Then you decide to chime in when you want to keep the thread going.

Her motives will be clear as soon as you answer the question. Did you both agree to get pregnant or did she get pregnant without discussing it with you?

Answer the question.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm leaning towards troll, btw
 
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sazc said:
No @randalljohnson you answer MY question first.

Did you both AGREE to have a baby together or not?

It's becoming very apparent that you like to throw down inflammatory posts, and then sit back and watch the chaos while you AVOID answering anyone's questions. Then you decide to chime in when you want to keep the thread going.

Her motives will be clear as soon as you answer the question. Did you both agree to get pregnant or did she get pregnant without discussing it with you?

Answer the question.
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Me and her have discussed having a kid and our future together, yes. At this specific juncture, no.
 
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sazc said:
No @randalljohnson you answer MY question first.

Did you both AGREE to have a baby together or not?

It's becoming very apparent that you like to throw down inflammatory posts, and then sit back and watch the chaos while you AVOID answering anyone's questions. Then you decide to chime in when you want to keep the thread going.

Her motives will be clear as soon as you answer the question. Did you both agree to get pregnant or did she get pregnant without discussing it with you?

Answer the question.
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Why do you think any of this is your business? Isn't this a little personal to be taking advice from strangers on the Internet?
 
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randalljohnson said:
Me and her have discussed having a kid and our future together, yes. At this specific juncture, no.
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Of all the babies ever born... How many times was it "agreed" that it would happen and how many times did it just happen?

Early humans didn't necessarily even know that sex led to reproduction.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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randalljohnson said:
Define "locking me down." Is it

A) keeping me all for herself (not a bad thing)

Or

B) in a devious way trying to collect my money and assets and then leave me high and dry (which i don't believe, but u can be judge of that)
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randalljohnson said:
Define "locking me down." Is it

A) keeping me all for herself (not a bad thing)

Or

B) in a devious way trying to collect my money and assets and then leave me high and dry (which i don't believe, but u can be judge of that)
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Are you rich or something? How much do you make in a year?
 
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

And the multiple personality disorder conversation has arrived. Gotta make it look like you're not the same username, although I know differently.....
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Glassguy said:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

And the multiple personality disorder conversation has arrived. Gotta make it look like you're not the same username, although I know differently.....
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Tell us about those businesses you run.

What exactly do they do?
 
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randalljohnson said:
Hey all. So my girlfriend (whom most of you are familiar with) is pregnant with my child and she's moving in to live with me and my kid. We've been together for just under a year. We each have a 9 year old, from seperate relationships. (I took on the father role for her kid and she loves that.) I'm sure many of you will tell me I made a huge mistake and that she's (still) going to leave me in the future. However, I'm looking for advice and insight from my fellow DJs.
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Your fooked...
 
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