"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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The following prank calls will sure get you laughing if you're feeling down! (warning: Foul language)

FRANK GARRETT (also known as Duncan): The man with the dirtiest mouth in the south unleashes hell on businesses and people alike.

Frank Garrett calls a black woman

Frank Garrett unleashes hell on a business

A young latino challenges Frank Garrett to a fight

Frank Garrett battles the angry homo escort

RICK "THE MULLET MAN": A hoosier hating lunatic.

Some guy from Arkansas calls Rick not knowing what's in store for him

Rick threatens the hell outta a guy

Rick is challenged to a fight
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Check out the one's on Irate Black Man...That guy get's PISSED!

Frank Garrett, Schwarzenegger, etc make "calls" to him. They record him and use the sound board on other calls. Sounds like Dibo. lol


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBgHHrq0Wn4
 
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Naughty Ninja said:
Check out the one's on Irate Black Man...That guy get's PISSED!

Frank Garrett, Schwarzenegger, etc make "calls" to him. They record him and use the sound board on other calls. Sounds like Dibo. lol


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBgHHrq0Wn4
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ahahahahaha! IBM (irate black man) is one of my favorites. He is so intense and he has plenty of gats so if you want to mess with him you better be strapped cause he is going to smoke yo ass! :crackup:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Helloo! I'm doing alright how are yew? My momma let me out of of my cage again, god damn it, so I may as well do a favour to you all and post... the Calssics:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rUKQSeYlhQ
In what is probably the best soundboard prank call ever made, Joe Pesci calls The Black Guy and the 2 of them exchange several minutes of verbal threats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGIOwsgh6cE
In the original, and only call ever made to the Philly Thug, he has a war of words with the High Redneck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WzyN8SLzJY
One of the most popular celebrity prank calls ever, Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Drunk Guy. Judging by the man's behavior and responses, he had way too much to drink. (there is also part 2).
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Wow, ressurecting a thread from ages ago. Do some of u guys still listen to sb prank calls?
 
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