"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The following prank calls will sure get you laughing if you're feeling down! (warning: Foul language)

FRANK GARRETT (also known as Duncan): The man with the dirtiest mouth in the south unleashes hell on businesses and people alike.

Frank Garrett calls a black woman

Frank Garrett unleashes hell on a business

A young latino challenges Frank Garrett to a fight

Frank Garrett battles the angry homo escort

RICK "THE MULLET MAN": A hoosier hating lunatic.

Some guy from Arkansas calls Rick not knowing what's in store for him

Rick threatens the hell outta a guy

Rick is challenged to a fight
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Check out the one's on Irate Black Man...That guy get's PISSED!

Frank Garrett, Schwarzenegger, etc make "calls" to him. They record him and use the sound board on other calls. Sounds like Dibo. lol


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBgHHrq0Wn4
 
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Naughty Ninja said:
Check out the one's on Irate Black Man...That guy get's PISSED!

Frank Garrett, Schwarzenegger, etc make "calls" to him. They record him and use the sound board on other calls. Sounds like Dibo. lol


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBgHHrq0Wn4
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ahahahahaha! IBM (irate black man) is one of my favorites. He is so intense and he has plenty of gats so if you want to mess with him you better be strapped cause he is going to smoke yo ass! :crackup:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Helloo! I'm doing alright how are yew? My momma let me out of of my cage again, god damn it, so I may as well do a favour to you all and post... the Calssics:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rUKQSeYlhQ
In what is probably the best soundboard prank call ever made, Joe Pesci calls The Black Guy and the 2 of them exchange several minutes of verbal threats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGIOwsgh6cE
In the original, and only call ever made to the Philly Thug, he has a war of words with the High Redneck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WzyN8SLzJY
One of the most popular celebrity prank calls ever, Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Drunk Guy. Judging by the man's behavior and responses, he had way too much to drink. (there is also part 2).
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Wow, ressurecting a thread from ages ago. Do some of u guys still listen to sb prank calls?
 
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