"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The following prank calls will sure get you laughing if you're feeling down! (warning: Foul language)

FRANK GARRETT (also known as Duncan): The man with the dirtiest mouth in the south unleashes hell on businesses and people alike.

Frank Garrett calls a black woman

Frank Garrett unleashes hell on a business

A young latino challenges Frank Garrett to a fight

Frank Garrett battles the angry homo escort

RICK "THE MULLET MAN": A hoosier hating lunatic.

Some guy from Arkansas calls Rick not knowing what's in store for him

Rick threatens the hell outta a guy

Rick is challenged to a fight
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Check out the one's on Irate Black Man...That guy get's PISSED!

Frank Garrett, Schwarzenegger, etc make "calls" to him. They record him and use the sound board on other calls. Sounds like Dibo. lol


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBgHHrq0Wn4
 
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Naughty Ninja said:
Check out the one's on Irate Black Man...That guy get's PISSED!

Frank Garrett, Schwarzenegger, etc make "calls" to him. They record him and use the sound board on other calls. Sounds like Dibo. lol


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBgHHrq0Wn4
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ahahahahaha! IBM (irate black man) is one of my favorites. He is so intense and he has plenty of gats so if you want to mess with him you better be strapped cause he is going to smoke yo ass! :crackup:
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Helloo! I'm doing alright how are yew? My momma let me out of of my cage again, god damn it, so I may as well do a favour to you all and post... the Calssics:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rUKQSeYlhQ
In what is probably the best soundboard prank call ever made, Joe Pesci calls The Black Guy and the 2 of them exchange several minutes of verbal threats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGIOwsgh6cE
In the original, and only call ever made to the Philly Thug, he has a war of words with the High Redneck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WzyN8SLzJY
One of the most popular celebrity prank calls ever, Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Drunk Guy. Judging by the man's behavior and responses, he had way too much to drink. (there is also part 2).
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Wow, ressurecting a thread from ages ago. Do some of u guys still listen to sb prank calls?
 
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