"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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The following prank calls will sure get you laughing if you're feeling down! (warning: Foul language)

FRANK GARRETT (also known as Duncan): The man with the dirtiest mouth in the south unleashes hell on businesses and people alike.

Frank Garrett calls a black woman

Frank Garrett unleashes hell on a business

A young latino challenges Frank Garrett to a fight

Frank Garrett battles the angry homo escort

RICK "THE MULLET MAN": A hoosier hating lunatic.

Some guy from Arkansas calls Rick not knowing what's in store for him

Rick threatens the hell outta a guy

Rick is challenged to a fight
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Check out the one's on Irate Black Man...That guy get's PISSED!

Frank Garrett, Schwarzenegger, etc make "calls" to him. They record him and use the sound board on other calls. Sounds like Dibo. lol


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBgHHrq0Wn4
 

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Naughty Ninja said:
Check out the one's on Irate Black Man...That guy get's PISSED!

Frank Garrett, Schwarzenegger, etc make "calls" to him. They record him and use the sound board on other calls. Sounds like Dibo. lol


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBgHHrq0Wn4
ahahahahaha! IBM (irate black man) is one of my favorites. He is so intense and he has plenty of gats so if you want to mess with him you better be strapped cause he is going to smoke yo ass! :crackup:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Helloo! I'm doing alright how are yew? My momma let me out of of my cage again, god damn it, so I may as well do a favour to you all and post... the Calssics:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rUKQSeYlhQ
In what is probably the best soundboard prank call ever made, Joe Pesci calls The Black Guy and the 2 of them exchange several minutes of verbal threats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGIOwsgh6cE
In the original, and only call ever made to the Philly Thug, he has a war of words with the High Redneck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WzyN8SLzJY
One of the most popular celebrity prank calls ever, Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Drunk Guy. Judging by the man's behavior and responses, he had way too much to drink. (there is also part 2).
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Wow, ressurecting a thread from ages ago. Do some of u guys still listen to sb prank calls?
 
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