Look who contacted me @ BookOfMatches - I think I'm going to puke

[MatureDJ]

http://www.bookofmatches.com/profile/page/WBBW4BBC.htm



What is with these grotesque women? I suppose that they figure that some guy who is so incredibly sexually frustrated that he figures a "heart & a hole" is better than his friend Mr. Hand will agree to meet with them.

As for her self-evaluation and expectations ...

Very good looks
Sensually hot

I am fun and expect to be treated like a Goddess.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[disgustipated]

Bbw4bbc says it all.

 

[Purefilth]

http://www.bookofmatches.com/profile/page/WBBW4BBC.htm



What is with these grotesque women? I suppose that they figure that some guy who is so incredibly sexually frustrated that he figures a "heart & a hole" is better than his friend Mr. Hand will agree to meet with them.

As for her self-evaluation and expectations ...


:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

response rate 61%?!?!?!

she can afford to be that picky?:nervous: :crackup:

 

[bluejay83]

http://1.media.todaysbigthing.cvcdn.com/97/76/2ec520676c53b91a11177e6f49cf3cd3.gif

 

[Billtx49]

The sad fact is that she might look somewhat decent if she could keep her mouth shut at the dinner table more...

 

[( . )( . )]

Do you question your manhood?

Yeah I got a question for my manhood.

When this behemoth rolls off will you ever function again?

Cancer

Star signs? Your fvcking a walrus with lipstick. It's safe to say any man willing to mount a giant ball of fat could care less about which planet your aligned with.


This has got to be a piss take. I think this is someone just having a laugh.

 

[zekko]

So, did you F close?

 

[Robert28]

What's grossing me out is all that sex talk by her and giving me a mental image.

 

[Zarky]

I am fun and expect to be treated like a Goddess.

Any time a chick says that, you know she's been pumped and dumped a billions times and generally treated like sh*t by every guy she's ever run into.

Fun to pretend though, I guess.

And Robert28, why don't you use the original "ejaculates" rather than "shoots out" in your sig? The humor hinges quite a bit on that word.

 

[Robert28]

Any time a chick says that, you know she's been pumped and dumped a billions times and generally treated like sh*t by every guy she's ever run into.

Fun to pretend though, I guess.

And Robert28, why don't you use the original "ejaculates" rather than "shoots out" in your sig? The humor hinges quite a bit on that word.

haha I see your point. I just copied it exactly how it was worded when I read it.

 

[Who Dares Win]

It cannot be true, probably someone is making a prank.

Anyway I would be scared from such ugly individual, if she was to run toward me I would probably run around a table.

 

[Scormus]

bbc?

Are you kidding me even the most virile and horny teenager pumped with Viagra would shrivel at her ugliness.

 

[Big Nuts]

Toss that whale back in the ocean!

 

[020204]

Sounds like they want Brad Pitt, are only dishing up Roseanne Bar.

 

[HalfAddict]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Twisted_Brandy?cf=messages

Look at this one, she looks like a dude...by her own choice clearly. She's not quite the land whale you captured there, but I haven't the slightest why she thinks I'd respond to her....

**** internet dating. I just moved to Florida, trying to network out of the fifteen girls I would have even considered, two messaged me back, none of them panned out when I went for the # and quite frankly I am kind of glad... I'm just gonna work some 60 hour weeks instead.

 

[Desdinova]

I'd like to have my own dungeon with a sling.

I guess you're not fond of having a roof on your house. Even a fork lift would tip over from carrying that.

 

[VladPatton]

I wouldn't fück that thing with a rented cὀck.


That profile can't be real.

 

[Justin Time]

That beast should be locked away for threatening assault with a deadly weapon!

 

[Dominance]

I seen her first pic and wrote it off as a joke..

But seriously.. did you bang her? :-o