"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Look who contacted me @ BookOfMatches - I think I'm going to puke

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http://www.bookofmatches.com/profile/page/WBBW4BBC.htm

:eek: :eek: :eek:

What is with these grotesque women? I suppose that they figure that some guy who is so incredibly sexually frustrated that he figures a "heart & a hole" is better than his friend Mr. Hand will agree to meet with them.

As for her self-evaluation and expectations ...

Very good looks
Sensually hot

I am fun and expect to be treated like a Goddess.
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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MatureDJ said:
http://www.bookofmatches.com/profile/page/WBBW4BBC.htm

:eek: :eek: :eek:

What is with these grotesque women? I suppose that they figure that some guy who is so incredibly sexually frustrated that he figures a "heart & a hole" is better than his friend Mr. Hand will agree to meet with them.

As for her self-evaluation and expectations ...


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response rate 61%?!?!?!

she can afford to be that picky?:nervous: :crackup:
 
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The sad fact is that she might look somewhat decent if she could keep her mouth shut at the dinner table more...
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Do you question your manhood?
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Yeah I got a question for my manhood.

When this behemoth rolls off will you ever function again?


Cancer
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Star signs? Your fvcking a walrus with lipstick. It's safe to say any man willing to mount a giant ball of fat could care less about which planet your aligned with.


This has got to be a piss take. I think this is someone just having a laugh.
 
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So, did you F close?
 
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What's grossing me out is all that sex talk by her and giving me a mental image. :eek: :eek:
 
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Any time a chick says that, you know she's been pumped and dumped a billions times and generally treated like sh*t by every guy she's ever run into.

Fun to pretend though, I guess.

And Robert28, why don't you use the original "ejaculates" rather than "shoots out" in your sig? The humor hinges quite a bit on that word.
 
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Zarky said:
Any time a chick says that, you know she's been pumped and dumped a billions times and generally treated like sh*t by every guy she's ever run into.

Fun to pretend though, I guess.

And Robert28, why don't you use the original "ejaculates" rather than "shoots out" in your sig? The humor hinges quite a bit on that word.
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haha I see your point. I just copied it exactly how it was worded when I read it.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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It cannot be true, probably someone is making a prank.

Anyway I would be scared from such ugly individual, if she was to run toward me I would probably run around a table.
 
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bbc?

Are you kidding me even the most virile and horny teenager pumped with Viagra would shrivel at her ugliness.
 
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Sounds like they want Brad Pitt, are only dishing up Roseanne Bar.
 
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Look at this one, she looks like a dude...by her own choice clearly. She's not quite the land whale you captured there, but I haven't the slightest why she thinks I'd respond to her....

**** internet dating. I just moved to Florida, trying to network out of the fifteen girls I would have even considered, two messaged me back, none of them panned out when I went for the # and quite frankly I am kind of glad... I'm just gonna work some 60 hour weeks instead.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I wouldn't fück that thing with a rented cὀck.


That profile can't be real.
 
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