The Onion is always hilarious.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sexy_career_woman_to_take_hot_bath
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sexy_career_woman_to_take_hot_bath
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
LOLS : Sexy Career Woman To Take Hot Bath After Stressful Day
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
DMSR76
Senior Don Juan
This is Hilarious!!!
scrouds
Master Don Juan
That was hot, anyone have a tissue?
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
jophil28
Master Don Juan
" .. the distant promise of warm suds.." priceless !
Ah, this was written with a tongue firmly planted in the author's cheek.
Surely it is a clever parody of those Cosmo articles which lavish praise on women who actually haul their entitled azzes into the office to make a living through their own efforts.
"Dynamic, independent, resouceful and strong" and similar applause is sprinked over women who can actually pay their own bills. Of course such devotion to self sufficiency should not go unrecognised or unrewarded, hence all those 'self care' articles . However, flip the page and there it is ,"How to marry THAT wealthy hot guy of your dreams."
Some things never change.
Ah, this was written with a tongue firmly planted in the author's cheek.
Surely it is a clever parody of those Cosmo articles which lavish praise on women who actually haul their entitled azzes into the office to make a living through their own efforts.
"Dynamic, independent, resouceful and strong" and similar applause is sprinked over women who can actually pay their own bills. Of course such devotion to self sufficiency should not go unrecognised or unrewarded, hence all those 'self care' articles . However, flip the page and there it is ,"How to marry THAT wealthy hot guy of your dreams."
Some things never change.
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