The Onion is always hilarious.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sexy_career_woman_to_take_hot_bath
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sexy_career_woman_to_take_hot_bath
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
LOLS : Sexy Career Woman To Take Hot Bath After Stressful Day
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
DMSR76
Senior Don Juan
This is Hilarious!!!
scrouds
Master Don Juan
That was hot, anyone have a tissue?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
jophil28
Master Don Juan
" .. the distant promise of warm suds.." priceless !
Ah, this was written with a tongue firmly planted in the author's cheek.
Surely it is a clever parody of those Cosmo articles which lavish praise on women who actually haul their entitled azzes into the office to make a living through their own efforts.
"Dynamic, independent, resouceful and strong" and similar applause is sprinked over women who can actually pay their own bills. Of course such devotion to self sufficiency should not go unrecognised or unrewarded, hence all those 'self care' articles . However, flip the page and there it is ,"How to marry THAT wealthy hot guy of your dreams."
Some things never change.
Ah, this was written with a tongue firmly planted in the author's cheek.
Surely it is a clever parody of those Cosmo articles which lavish praise on women who actually haul their entitled azzes into the office to make a living through their own efforts.
"Dynamic, independent, resouceful and strong" and similar applause is sprinked over women who can actually pay their own bills. Of course such devotion to self sufficiency should not go unrecognised or unrewarded, hence all those 'self care' articles . However, flip the page and there it is ,"How to marry THAT wealthy hot guy of your dreams."
Some things never change.
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