The Onion is always hilarious.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sexy_career_woman_to_take_hot_bath
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sexy_career_woman_to_take_hot_bath
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
DMSR76
Senior Don Juan
This is Hilarious!!!
scrouds
Master Don Juan
That was hot, anyone have a tissue?
What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.
You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
jophil28
Master Don Juan
" .. the distant promise of warm suds.." priceless !
Ah, this was written with a tongue firmly planted in the author's cheek.
Surely it is a clever parody of those Cosmo articles which lavish praise on women who actually haul their entitled azzes into the office to make a living through their own efforts.
"Dynamic, independent, resouceful and strong" and similar applause is sprinked over women who can actually pay their own bills. Of course such devotion to self sufficiency should not go unrecognised or unrewarded, hence all those 'self care' articles . However, flip the page and there it is ,"How to marry THAT wealthy hot guy of your dreams."
Some things never change.
Ah, this was written with a tongue firmly planted in the author's cheek.
Surely it is a clever parody of those Cosmo articles which lavish praise on women who actually haul their entitled azzes into the office to make a living through their own efforts.
"Dynamic, independent, resouceful and strong" and similar applause is sprinked over women who can actually pay their own bills. Of course such devotion to self sufficiency should not go unrecognised or unrewarded, hence all those 'self care' articles . However, flip the page and there it is ,"How to marry THAT wealthy hot guy of your dreams."
Some things never change.
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