The Onion is always hilarious.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sexy_career_woman_to_take_hot_bath
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sexy_career_woman_to_take_hot_bath
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
LOLS : Sexy Career Woman To Take Hot Bath After Stressful Day
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
DMSR76
Senior Don Juan
This is Hilarious!!!
scrouds
Master Don Juan
That was hot, anyone have a tissue?
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
jophil28
Master Don Juan
" .. the distant promise of warm suds.." priceless !
Ah, this was written with a tongue firmly planted in the author's cheek.
Surely it is a clever parody of those Cosmo articles which lavish praise on women who actually haul their entitled azzes into the office to make a living through their own efforts.
"Dynamic, independent, resouceful and strong" and similar applause is sprinked over women who can actually pay their own bills. Of course such devotion to self sufficiency should not go unrecognised or unrewarded, hence all those 'self care' articles . However, flip the page and there it is ,"How to marry THAT wealthy hot guy of your dreams."
Some things never change.
Ah, this was written with a tongue firmly planted in the author's cheek.
Surely it is a clever parody of those Cosmo articles which lavish praise on women who actually haul their entitled azzes into the office to make a living through their own efforts.
"Dynamic, independent, resouceful and strong" and similar applause is sprinked over women who can actually pay their own bills. Of course such devotion to self sufficiency should not go unrecognised or unrewarded, hence all those 'self care' articles . However, flip the page and there it is ,"How to marry THAT wealthy hot guy of your dreams."
Some things never change.
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