"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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lol my boss trynna hit my girlfriend, but we a secret

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This is a funny situation that i just wanna share with u guys.

My boss likes my girlfriend basicly and hes ofcourse trying to bang her, but he dont know that we are going out, (very few people know in the workplace) he told me "damn she fine" and other comments, i asked my girl if he knows and she told me that he do but i dont quite think so.

Anyways this is actually kind of funny to me i dont know why.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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christz

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awesome lol, same thing was happening to me. Although he did it on the low he kept asking her.. so what's going on with you and chris? are you guys dateing?

and she would relay this to me and i would laugh.

of course i nexted her LOL
 

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Know what would REALLY be funny? If I bent you over the living room table and inserted my sweet, sweet man-cheese into your dirty cornhole. Butter that shiet up like it was Thanksgivin day. Party in your ass and I'm invited. Helly yeah!

Tell your gf I said sup.
 

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How does your boss know your girlfriend? Does she also work there?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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yeah we both work in the same place.

No reason for me to next her though, she aint interested in him at all, she got no control over somebody having a crush on her, one of my coworkers wants to bang her too, but she could careless about them, im not worried about it, i actually laugh when i see them spitting game to her cause they just dont know that they got -5 chance.
 

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Good to see you're not fighting or getting emotional over women yoy have no control over.

Good for you my nig.
 

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yeh ive learned a lot thanx to this site. Im sure that if it wasnt cause i joined this site i would be getting mad at her and whatnot, but sousave.com is every man's paradise.

THANX SOSUAVE!
 

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Yea I'm trying to get to that point too, It's all in your mind ;)
 
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