"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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ljbf.. epic comeback

joker79

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when you're friendzoned, it's game over. I found this brilliant comeback on the web:

her: "I'm not ready for a relationship"
you: "I'm not ready for a friendship"

hopefully I won't use it often but this is brilliant.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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GotED?

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sylvester the cat said:
what's brilliant about it?
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

I did this almost exact response when a woman I was dating attempted to LJBF after I decidedly was NEXTING her due to she blowing hot and cold to me AFTER she asked to be exclusive with me. I told her to stop wasting my time.

She then wanted to be friends - I told her I didn't need friends, and she can find a thousand other orbiters to be her emotional tampon.

Well - maybe she will contact me later. LOL....

Exodus
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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VladPatton

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Her: "I think we should be friends"

You: "I think we shouldn't...get the fück outta my car!" :kick:
 

Bokanovsky

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joker79 said:
when you're friendzoned, it's game over. I found this brilliant comeback on the web:

her: "I'm not ready for a relationship"
you: "I'm not ready for a friendship"

hopefully I won't use it often but this is brilliant.
I have a better one:

Her: I'm not ready for a relationship.
You: I've got to go.
 

sylvester the cat

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Here's an even better one:

Her: I'm not ready for a relationship.
You:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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donking

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The only true female friends are ones you have already banged.
 

joker79

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n00bPimp said:
Better:
her: "I'm not ready for a relationship"
you: "me neither, lets just be friends"
I'm always doubtful about this one, some women are so retarded that they might think you really mean it. But who cares? You already nexted her.
 

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Men and women cannot be friends.

Only after sex, friendship is possible. Doing so before sex is never good. Unless you want to be an emotional tampon.

Case closed.
 

Turuwal

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Here's one from a few days ago:

HB: What about being friends?
Me: I don't do friends very well. All my female friends are girls who want to sleep with me. Kino kino kino game game game.

Yes it was an impossible pickup with true time constraint but at least I went down fighting goddammit!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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dutchmaster

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her: "I'm not ready for a relationship"
Me: That's cool, lets go out with your friends for some drinks.

Then u game her friends and bang them

:)
 

old_skoolr

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Her: I'm not ready for a relationship

Me: Thats cool, whats a couple of orgasms between friends anyway.
 

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Her: I'm not ready for a relationship
You: You're getting raped in 5... 4... 3...

Actually following through with the rape is not advised.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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