"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ljbf.. epic comeback

joker79

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when you're friendzoned, it's game over. I found this brilliant comeback on the web:

her: "I'm not ready for a relationship"
you: "I'm not ready for a friendship"

hopefully I won't use it often but this is brilliant.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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GotED?

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sylvester the cat said:
what's brilliant about it?
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

I did this almost exact response when a woman I was dating attempted to LJBF after I decidedly was NEXTING her due to she blowing hot and cold to me AFTER she asked to be exclusive with me. I told her to stop wasting my time.

She then wanted to be friends - I told her I didn't need friends, and she can find a thousand other orbiters to be her emotional tampon.

Well - maybe she will contact me later. LOL....

Exodus
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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VladPatton

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Her: "I think we should be friends"

You: "I think we shouldn't...get the fück outta my car!" :kick:
 

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joker79 said:
when you're friendzoned, it's game over. I found this brilliant comeback on the web:

her: "I'm not ready for a relationship"
you: "I'm not ready for a friendship"

hopefully I won't use it often but this is brilliant.
I have a better one:

Her: I'm not ready for a relationship.
You: I've got to go.
 

sylvester the cat

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Here's an even better one:

Her: I'm not ready for a relationship.
You:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The only true female friends are ones you have already banged.
 

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n00bPimp said:
Better:
her: "I'm not ready for a relationship"
you: "me neither, lets just be friends"
I'm always doubtful about this one, some women are so retarded that they might think you really mean it. But who cares? You already nexted her.
 

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Men and women cannot be friends.

Only after sex, friendship is possible. Doing so before sex is never good. Unless you want to be an emotional tampon.

Case closed.
 

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Here's one from a few days ago:

HB: What about being friends?
Me: I don't do friends very well. All my female friends are girls who want to sleep with me. Kino kino kino game game game.

Yes it was an impossible pickup with true time constraint but at least I went down fighting goddammit!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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dutchmaster

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her: "I'm not ready for a relationship"
Me: That's cool, lets go out with your friends for some drinks.

Then u game her friends and bang them

:)
 

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Her: I'm not ready for a relationship

Me: Thats cool, whats a couple of orgasms between friends anyway.
 

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Her: I'm not ready for a relationship
You: You're getting raped in 5... 4... 3...

Actually following through with the rape is not advised.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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