ljbf.. epic comeback

[joker79]

when you're friendzoned, it's game over. I found this brilliant comeback on the web:

her: "I'm not ready for a relationship"
you: "I'm not ready for a friendship"

hopefully I won't use it often but this is brilliant.

 

[sylvester the cat]

what's brilliant about it?

 

[joker79]

I liked it

 

[sylvester the cat]

ok. if it makes you feel better, i suppose.

 

[GotED?]

what's brilliant about it?

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

I did this almost exact response when a woman I was dating attempted to LJBF after I decidedly was NEXTING her due to she blowing hot and cold to me AFTER she asked to be exclusive with me. I told her to stop wasting my time.

She then wanted to be friends - I told her I didn't need friends, and she can find a thousand other orbiters to be her emotional tampon.

Well - maybe she will contact me later. LOL....

Exodus

 

[VladPatton]

Her: "I think we should be friends"

You: "I think we shouldn't...get the fück outta my car!" :kick:

 

[joker79]

ok. if it makes you feel better, i suppose.

yeah I feel really well now

 

[Bokanovsky]

when you're friendzoned, it's game over. I found this brilliant comeback on the web:

her: "I'm not ready for a relationship"
you: "I'm not ready for a friendship"

hopefully I won't use it often but this is brilliant.

I have a better one:

Her: I'm not ready for a relationship.
You: I've got to go.

 

[sylvester the cat]

Here's an even better one:

Her: I'm not ready for a relationship.
You:

 

[Dgwizdal]

LJBF...

You: "acquaintances is better"

 

[donking]

The only true female friends are ones you have already banged.

 

[n00bPimp]

Better:
her: "I'm not ready for a relationship"
you: "me neither, lets just be friends"

 

[joker79]

Better:
her: "I'm not ready for a relationship"
you: "me neither, lets just be friends"

I'm always doubtful about this one, some women are so retarded that they might think you really mean it. But who cares? You already nexted her.

 

[nismo-4]

Men and women cannot be friends.

Only after sex, friendship is possible. Doing so before sex is never good. Unless you want to be an emotional tampon.

Case closed.

 

[Turuwal]

Here's one from a few days ago:

HB: What about being friends?
Me: I don't do friends very well. All my female friends are girls who want to sleep with me. Kino kino kino game game game.

Yes it was an impossible pickup with true time constraint but at least I went down fighting goddammit!

 

[Mr_Stinky]

I like it OP

 

[dutchmaster]

her: "I'm not ready for a relationship"
Me: That's cool, lets go out with your friends for some drinks.

Then u game her friends and bang them

 

[JohnChops]

Let's just be friends
*takes out large machete and slices head off, punts it through the uprights. Walks away, **** blows up.*

 

[old_skoolr]

Her: I'm not ready for a relationship

Me: Thats cool, whats a couple of orgasms between friends anyway.

 

[Yewki]

Her: I'm not ready for a relationship
You: You're getting raped in 5... 4... 3...

Actually following through with the rape is not advised.