“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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ljbf.. epic comeback

joker79

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when you're friendzoned, it's game over. I found this brilliant comeback on the web:

her: "I'm not ready for a relationship"
you: "I'm not ready for a friendship"

hopefully I won't use it often but this is brilliant.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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GotED?

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sylvester the cat said:
what's brilliant about it?
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

I did this almost exact response when a woman I was dating attempted to LJBF after I decidedly was NEXTING her due to she blowing hot and cold to me AFTER she asked to be exclusive with me. I told her to stop wasting my time.

She then wanted to be friends - I told her I didn't need friends, and she can find a thousand other orbiters to be her emotional tampon.

Well - maybe she will contact me later. LOL....

Exodus
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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VladPatton

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Her: "I think we should be friends"

You: "I think we shouldn't...get the fück outta my car!" :kick:
 

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joker79 said:
when you're friendzoned, it's game over. I found this brilliant comeback on the web:

her: "I'm not ready for a relationship"
you: "I'm not ready for a friendship"

hopefully I won't use it often but this is brilliant.
I have a better one:

Her: I'm not ready for a relationship.
You: I've got to go.
 

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Here's an even better one:

Her: I'm not ready for a relationship.
You:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The only true female friends are ones you have already banged.
 

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n00bPimp said:
Better:
her: "I'm not ready for a relationship"
you: "me neither, lets just be friends"
I'm always doubtful about this one, some women are so retarded that they might think you really mean it. But who cares? You already nexted her.
 

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Men and women cannot be friends.

Only after sex, friendship is possible. Doing so before sex is never good. Unless you want to be an emotional tampon.

Case closed.
 

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Here's one from a few days ago:

HB: What about being friends?
Me: I don't do friends very well. All my female friends are girls who want to sleep with me. Kino kino kino game game game.

Yes it was an impossible pickup with true time constraint but at least I went down fighting goddammit!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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dutchmaster

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her: "I'm not ready for a relationship"
Me: That's cool, lets go out with your friends for some drinks.

Then u game her friends and bang them

:)
 

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Her: I'm not ready for a relationship

Me: Thats cool, whats a couple of orgasms between friends anyway.
 

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Her: I'm not ready for a relationship
You: You're getting raped in 5... 4... 3...

Actually following through with the rape is not advised.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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