"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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List of txt Messages

Crissco

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Lets keep this list going. A list of possible txt messages that you can send to girls and girls can send to you.


Her: "I'm bored."

You: "That's cause you're not with me."

"ATTN: Someone is thinking about you! Keep this text going. Forward this to someone who has been on your mind!"

"You just popped into my head and i thought id say hi"

Me: "Snapple Fact:A one-minute kiss burns 26 calories."

"6 truths in your life:
1. You can't lick all your teeth with your tongue.
2. You're an idiot, because you just tried to proof truth number one.
3. Truth one is a lie.
4. Now you're smiling, because you're a goof.
5. You'll send it to another idiot in the near future.
6. You're still smiling ;-) "
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Crissco

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So bottom line you kinda impressed me tonight...and I don't get impressed very often. Keep up the good work ; )

Remember that Cinco de Mayo is an important celebration for Mexicans everywhere except almost all of Mexico (seasonal)

Mass TxT Message:
"Today is HOLY **** YOUR HOT DAY, send this to someone you know who is HOT, just not to me, Ive been getting this ****ing text all day ;p"

""Hug a retard" day. . . So dont freak out like you did last year, NO ONE IS TRYING TO HURT YOU!"
 

Kailex

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Crissco, damnit, how did you survive in New York this long?

Amazing, are you posting from your phone or something, lately?



BTW, when a girl texts you that she's bored, IGNORE the sh!t out of it. You immediately become THAT guy.
 

Crissco

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Kailex said:
Crissco, damnit, how did you survive in New York this long?

Amazing, are you posting from your phone or something, lately?



BTW, when a girl texts you that she's bored, IGNORE the sh!t out of it. You immediately become THAT guy.
HA HA Im always fighting the good fight brotha. Interesting, thanks for the heads up bro. Im new to all these little tidbits. Im more of a act in the moment type of guy. I did notice though, you can act however you want, as long a chick sees ur improving shes still willing to be by your side. Theres a saying girls use, leave them better then you found them. When I started to apply that I noticed im able to keep the I am the prize a lot easier.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Jon55

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List of text messages? Jesus what the hell is wrong with you guys...
 
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