"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Crissco

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Lets keep this list going. A list of possible txt messages that you can send to girls and girls can send to you.


Her: "I'm bored."

You: "That's cause you're not with me."

"ATTN: Someone is thinking about you! Keep this text going. Forward this to someone who has been on your mind!"

"You just popped into my head and i thought id say hi"

Me: "Snapple Fact:A one-minute kiss burns 26 calories."

"6 truths in your life:
1. You can't lick all your teeth with your tongue.
2. You're an idiot, because you just tried to proof truth number one.
3. Truth one is a lie.
4. Now you're smiling, because you're a goof.
5. You'll send it to another idiot in the near future.
6. You're still smiling ;-) "
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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So bottom line you kinda impressed me tonight...and I don't get impressed very often. Keep up the good work ; )

Remember that Cinco de Mayo is an important celebration for Mexicans everywhere except almost all of Mexico (seasonal)

Mass TxT Message:
"Today is HOLY **** YOUR HOT DAY, send this to someone you know who is HOT, just not to me, Ive been getting this ****ing text all day ;p"

""Hug a retard" day. . . So dont freak out like you did last year, NO ONE IS TRYING TO HURT YOU!"
 

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Crissco, damnit, how did you survive in New York this long?

Amazing, are you posting from your phone or something, lately?



BTW, when a girl texts you that she's bored, IGNORE the sh!t out of it. You immediately become THAT guy.
 

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Kailex said:
Crissco, damnit, how did you survive in New York this long?

Amazing, are you posting from your phone or something, lately?



BTW, when a girl texts you that she's bored, IGNORE the sh!t out of it. You immediately become THAT guy.
HA HA Im always fighting the good fight brotha. Interesting, thanks for the heads up bro. Im new to all these little tidbits. Im more of a act in the moment type of guy. I did notice though, you can act however you want, as long a chick sees ur improving shes still willing to be by your side. Theres a saying girls use, leave them better then you found them. When I started to apply that I noticed im able to keep the I am the prize a lot easier.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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List of text messages? Jesus what the hell is wrong with you guys...
 
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