"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Lets keep this list going. A list of possible txt messages that you can send to girls and girls can send to you.


Her: "I'm bored."

You: "That's cause you're not with me."

"ATTN: Someone is thinking about you! Keep this text going. Forward this to someone who has been on your mind!"

"You just popped into my head and i thought id say hi"

Me: "Snapple Fact:A one-minute kiss burns 26 calories."

"6 truths in your life:
1. You can't lick all your teeth with your tongue.
2. You're an idiot, because you just tried to proof truth number one.
3. Truth one is a lie.
4. Now you're smiling, because you're a goof.
5. You'll send it to another idiot in the near future.
6. You're still smiling ;-) "
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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So bottom line you kinda impressed me tonight...and I don't get impressed very often. Keep up the good work ; )

Remember that Cinco de Mayo is an important celebration for Mexicans everywhere except almost all of Mexico (seasonal)

Mass TxT Message:
"Today is HOLY **** YOUR HOT DAY, send this to someone you know who is HOT, just not to me, Ive been getting this ****ing text all day ;p"

""Hug a retard" day. . . So dont freak out like you did last year, NO ONE IS TRYING TO HURT YOU!"
 
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Crissco, damnit, how did you survive in New York this long?

Amazing, are you posting from your phone or something, lately?



BTW, when a girl texts you that she's bored, IGNORE the sh!t out of it. You immediately become THAT guy.
 
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Kailex said:
Crissco, damnit, how did you survive in New York this long?

Amazing, are you posting from your phone or something, lately?



BTW, when a girl texts you that she's bored, IGNORE the sh!t out of it. You immediately become THAT guy.
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HA HA Im always fighting the good fight brotha. Interesting, thanks for the heads up bro. Im new to all these little tidbits. Im more of a act in the moment type of guy. I did notice though, you can act however you want, as long a chick sees ur improving shes still willing to be by your side. Theres a saying girls use, leave them better then you found them. When I started to apply that I noticed im able to keep the I am the prize a lot easier.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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List of text messages? Jesus what the hell is wrong with you guys...
 
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