List of txt Messages

[Crissco]

Lets keep this list going. A list of possible txt messages that you can send to girls and girls can send to you.


Her: "I'm bored."

You: "That's cause you're not with me."

"ATTN: Someone is thinking about you! Keep this text going. Forward this to someone who has been on your mind!"

"You just popped into my head and i thought id say hi"

Me: "Snapple Fact:A one-minute kiss burns 26 calories."

"6 truths in your life:
1. You can't lick all your teeth with your tongue.
2. You're an idiot, because you just tried to proof truth number one.
3. Truth one is a lie.
4. Now you're smiling, because you're a goof.
5. You'll send it to another idiot in the near future.
6. You're still smiling ;-) "

 

[Crissco]

So bottom line you kinda impressed me tonight...and I don't get impressed very often. Keep up the good work ; )

Remember that Cinco de Mayo is an important celebration for Mexicans everywhere except almost all of Mexico (seasonal)

Mass TxT Message:
"Today is HOLY **** YOUR HOT DAY, send this to someone you know who is HOT, just not to me, Ive been getting this ****ing text all day ;p"

""Hug a retard" day. . . So dont freak out like you did last year, NO ONE IS TRYING TO HURT YOU!"

 

[Amazing]

terrbile.

 

[Kailex]

Crissco, damnit, how did you survive in New York this long?

Amazing, are you posting from your phone or something, lately?



BTW, when a girl texts you that she's bored, IGNORE the sh!t out of it. You immediately become THAT guy.

 

[Crissco]

Crissco, damnit, how did you survive in New York this long?

Amazing, are you posting from your phone or something, lately?



BTW, when a girl texts you that she's bored, IGNORE the sh!t out of it. You immediately become THAT guy.

HA HA Im always fighting the good fight brotha. Interesting, thanks for the heads up bro. Im new to all these little tidbits. Im more of a act in the moment type of guy. I did notice though, you can act however you want, as long a chick sees ur improving shes still willing to be by your side. Theres a saying girls use, leave them better then you found them. When I started to apply that I noticed im able to keep the I am the prize a lot easier.

 

[Jon55]

List of text messages? Jesus what the hell is wrong with you guys...