"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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List Of Excuses Chics Use

Mr. Bond

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"Oh, I forgot it's my friend's birthday"

"My friends are throwing me a moving out party"

"My parents won't let me leave home" (This one came from a 22 year old!)
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Cinamon

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I gotta work late.....

I have the most terrible period pains....

I have PMT and i dont want to take it out on you.....

I am tired........

Mind is elsewhwere, wont be good company......

xxxxx went in to hospital, baby sitting their sprogs.....

My phone was playing up, didn't get your message.....

I'm not coming out with you after you ignored my last 3 messages (you didnt send any, but can still pretend you did)......

Got a brazilian wax and I am sore....

Got unexpected visitors.....

Left my phone at work, so only just got your message....
 

COD

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FEELING SICK has been used to death, listen for anything with the words HOSPITAL associated with it........I had to go to the hospital, had to visit my friend in the hospital, had to take my cat to the hospital, just got back from the hospital, etc.

-not feeling well, I been vomiting all day/night, I am exhausted
 

sadonomspa

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Guys you forgot the "Well I have to think about it.......dot dot dot dot " so annoying. Whats up with all the periods
 

MAN_OF_TOMMOROW

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one of the most ilogical phrases - " I LEFT MY PHONE AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE" Which leads me to, 'how does your own friend/s, parents, family contact you then'? b u l l s h i t. When some of these excuses are presented, a petrol bomb should be thrown through the presenters window, eye for an eye.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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women haze

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"I've gotta take my niece out shopping so I dunno" LMAO excuses excuses
 
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