"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Mr. Bond

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"Oh, I forgot it's my friend's birthday"

"My friends are throwing me a moving out party"

"My parents won't let me leave home" (This one came from a 22 year old!)
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Cinamon

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I gotta work late.....

I have the most terrible period pains....

I have PMT and i dont want to take it out on you.....

I am tired........

Mind is elsewhwere, wont be good company......

xxxxx went in to hospital, baby sitting their sprogs.....

My phone was playing up, didn't get your message.....

I'm not coming out with you after you ignored my last 3 messages (you didnt send any, but can still pretend you did)......

Got a brazilian wax and I am sore....

Got unexpected visitors.....

Left my phone at work, so only just got your message....
 
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FEELING SICK has been used to death, listen for anything with the words HOSPITAL associated with it........I had to go to the hospital, had to visit my friend in the hospital, had to take my cat to the hospital, just got back from the hospital, etc.

-not feeling well, I been vomiting all day/night, I am exhausted
 
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Guys you forgot the "Well I have to think about it.......dot dot dot dot " so annoying. Whats up with all the periods
 
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one of the most ilogical phrases - " I LEFT MY PHONE AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE" Which leads me to, 'how does your own friend/s, parents, family contact you then'? b u l l s h i t. When some of these excuses are presented, a petrol bomb should be thrown through the presenters window, eye for an eye.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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"I've gotta take my niece out shopping so I dunno" LMAO excuses excuses
 
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