"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Mr. Bond

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"Oh, I forgot it's my friend's birthday"

"My friends are throwing me a moving out party"

"My parents won't let me leave home" (This one came from a 22 year old!)
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Cinamon

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I gotta work late.....

I have the most terrible period pains....

I have PMT and i dont want to take it out on you.....

I am tired........

Mind is elsewhwere, wont be good company......

xxxxx went in to hospital, baby sitting their sprogs.....

My phone was playing up, didn't get your message.....

I'm not coming out with you after you ignored my last 3 messages (you didnt send any, but can still pretend you did)......

Got a brazilian wax and I am sore....

Got unexpected visitors.....

Left my phone at work, so only just got your message....
 
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COD

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FEELING SICK has been used to death, listen for anything with the words HOSPITAL associated with it........I had to go to the hospital, had to visit my friend in the hospital, had to take my cat to the hospital, just got back from the hospital, etc.

-not feeling well, I been vomiting all day/night, I am exhausted
 
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sadonomspa

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Guys you forgot the "Well I have to think about it.......dot dot dot dot " so annoying. Whats up with all the periods
 
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MAN_OF_TOMMOROW

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one of the most ilogical phrases - " I LEFT MY PHONE AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE" Which leads me to, 'how does your own friend/s, parents, family contact you then'? b u l l s h i t. When some of these excuses are presented, a petrol bomb should be thrown through the presenters window, eye for an eye.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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women haze

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"I've gotta take my niece out shopping so I dunno" LMAO excuses excuses
 
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