"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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List Of Excuses Chics Use

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Mr. Bond

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"Oh, I forgot it's my friend's birthday"

"My friends are throwing me a moving out party"

"My parents won't let me leave home" (This one came from a 22 year old!)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Cinamon

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I gotta work late.....

I have the most terrible period pains....

I have PMT and i dont want to take it out on you.....

I am tired........

Mind is elsewhwere, wont be good company......

xxxxx went in to hospital, baby sitting their sprogs.....

My phone was playing up, didn't get your message.....

I'm not coming out with you after you ignored my last 3 messages (you didnt send any, but can still pretend you did)......

Got a brazilian wax and I am sore....

Got unexpected visitors.....

Left my phone at work, so only just got your message....
 
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COD

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FEELING SICK has been used to death, listen for anything with the words HOSPITAL associated with it........I had to go to the hospital, had to visit my friend in the hospital, had to take my cat to the hospital, just got back from the hospital, etc.

-not feeling well, I been vomiting all day/night, I am exhausted
 
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sadonomspa

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Guys you forgot the "Well I have to think about it.......dot dot dot dot " so annoying. Whats up with all the periods
 
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MAN_OF_TOMMOROW

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one of the most ilogical phrases - " I LEFT MY PHONE AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE" Which leads me to, 'how does your own friend/s, parents, family contact you then'? b u l l s h i t. When some of these excuses are presented, a petrol bomb should be thrown through the presenters window, eye for an eye.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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women haze

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"I've gotta take my niece out shopping so I dunno" LMAO excuses excuses
 
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