"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Life was easier when I was an orbiter

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Instead of all these wacky "game" tactics life was easier when I was an orbiter. All I'd have to do is sit at my laptop with my jumbo sized Slurpee, family sized bag of Doritos, didn't have to dress up to impress, learn game, practice in my bedroom Dojo, work out, brush my teeth, get a good job etc.

I just had to "like" every FB post chicks ever made, run errands for them, and do their homework.

Scratch the homework. I was too lazy to do my own homework and played the special kid role so the chicks would do mine for me.

Anyone else wish they could go back to when you were a carefree orbiter?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Great post. Seriously, you should be promoted to moderator.

You are one of the most enlightening, entertaining, and inspiring posters here. And I think I speak for the entire forum in that we all feel this way.

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BlueAlpha1 said:
Great post. Seriously, you should be promoted to moderator.

You are one of the most enlightening, entertaining, and inspiring posters here. And I think I speak for the entire forum in that we all feel this way.

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I can barely moderate my life let alone this forum.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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No, I like being a non orbiter. I don't orbit women. Either I'm f ucking them or trying and if it doesn't work out I'm on to the next. I don't see any value with being friends with a woman. I don't give me away free.
 
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Now I'm CONVINCED you've been skipping your medication ;)

He has a point tho, remember when you weren't enlightened? You sat around believing in fate and destiny? Life was simpler back then, I'm sure...But you weren't getting laid, either...
 
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sazc said:
Now I'm CONVINCED you've been skipping your medication ;)

He has a point tho, remember when you weren't enlightened? You sat around believing in fate and destiny? Life was simpler back then, I'm sure...But you weren't getting laid, either...
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True on all accounts. Though I'm still not getting laid. Can I be your orbiter?
 
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True on all accounts. Though I'm still not getting laid. Can I be your orbiter?
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Fvck yea u can! Lemme throw you my fb, instagram, whatsapp and Snapchat so you can like everything, and I'll send you my bank info cuz I got billz that need to be paid. I need some cash weekly for a maid too.

This is gonna be GREAT! (for me!) :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Fvck yea u can! Lemme throw you my fb, instagram, whatsapp and Snapchat so you can like everything, and I'll send you my bank info cuz I got billz that need to be paid. I need some cash weekly for a maid too.

This is gonna be GREAT! (for me!) :D
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I'm gonna like the shyt out of every friggin thing you post till you can't take it anymore. Even a pic of you getting banged by your alpha. I'm going full beta orbiter baby.
 
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I'm gonna like the shyt out of every friggin thing you post till you can't take it anymore. Even a pic of you getting banged by your alpha. I'm going full beta orbiter baby.
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I just had a GREAT idea! I'll fire the maid and gardener and YOU can do it! Can you be my car mechanic too? Simple stuff....Oil changes, cleaning, rotating tires, replacing CV boots....
 
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I just had a GREAT idea! I'll fire the maid and gardener and YOU can do it! Can you be my car mechanic too? Simple stuff....Oil changes, cleaning, rotating tires, replacing CV boots....
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can you do me a favor and give me a fake number and we'll call it a deal.
 
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800-555-1212 or, the easier one to remember,
800-Pop-corn
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I like the feeling of my **** in *****. I am sorry
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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