"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Life was easier when I was an orbiter

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Instead of all these wacky "game" tactics life was easier when I was an orbiter. All I'd have to do is sit at my laptop with my jumbo sized Slurpee, family sized bag of Doritos, didn't have to dress up to impress, learn game, practice in my bedroom Dojo, work out, brush my teeth, get a good job etc.

I just had to "like" every FB post chicks ever made, run errands for them, and do their homework.

Scratch the homework. I was too lazy to do my own homework and played the special kid role so the chicks would do mine for me.

Anyone else wish they could go back to when you were a carefree orbiter?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Great post. Seriously, you should be promoted to moderator.

You are one of the most enlightening, entertaining, and inspiring posters here. And I think I speak for the entire forum in that we all feel this way.

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BlueAlpha1 said:
Great post. Seriously, you should be promoted to moderator.

You are one of the most enlightening, entertaining, and inspiring posters here. And I think I speak for the entire forum in that we all feel this way.

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I can barely moderate my life let alone this forum.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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No, I like being a non orbiter. I don't orbit women. Either I'm f ucking them or trying and if it doesn't work out I'm on to the next. I don't see any value with being friends with a woman. I don't give me away free.
 
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Now I'm CONVINCED you've been skipping your medication ;)

He has a point tho, remember when you weren't enlightened? You sat around believing in fate and destiny? Life was simpler back then, I'm sure...But you weren't getting laid, either...
 
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sazc said:
Now I'm CONVINCED you've been skipping your medication ;)

He has a point tho, remember when you weren't enlightened? You sat around believing in fate and destiny? Life was simpler back then, I'm sure...But you weren't getting laid, either...
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True on all accounts. Though I'm still not getting laid. Can I be your orbiter?
 
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True on all accounts. Though I'm still not getting laid. Can I be your orbiter?
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Fvck yea u can! Lemme throw you my fb, instagram, whatsapp and Snapchat so you can like everything, and I'll send you my bank info cuz I got billz that need to be paid. I need some cash weekly for a maid too.

This is gonna be GREAT! (for me!) :D
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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sazc said:
Fvck yea u can! Lemme throw you my fb, instagram, whatsapp and Snapchat so you can like everything, and I'll send you my bank info cuz I got billz that need to be paid. I need some cash weekly for a maid too.

This is gonna be GREAT! (for me!) :D
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I'm gonna like the shyt out of every friggin thing you post till you can't take it anymore. Even a pic of you getting banged by your alpha. I'm going full beta orbiter baby.
 
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I'm gonna like the shyt out of every friggin thing you post till you can't take it anymore. Even a pic of you getting banged by your alpha. I'm going full beta orbiter baby.
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I just had a GREAT idea! I'll fire the maid and gardener and YOU can do it! Can you be my car mechanic too? Simple stuff....Oil changes, cleaning, rotating tires, replacing CV boots....
 
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I just had a GREAT idea! I'll fire the maid and gardener and YOU can do it! Can you be my car mechanic too? Simple stuff....Oil changes, cleaning, rotating tires, replacing CV boots....
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can you do me a favor and give me a fake number and we'll call it a deal.
 
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800-555-1212 or, the easier one to remember,
800-Pop-corn
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I like the feeling of my **** in *****. I am sorry
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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