Life was easier when I was an orbiter

[Infern0]

She's smiling. She got my text. #winning.

If you send her enough nice texts, i think she might have sex with you

 

[ubercat]

Fortunately at 19 I was too much of a fvck up to even b a good orbiter. I probably even felt bad. So I got laid

 

[9Volt]

I'll be teaching an orbiting class on SS soon. No meet ups we'll sarge online from the comfort and safety of our bedrooms and go on a social media approach rampage of likes and no shame pandering comments.

Easy work.

 

[zekko]

Reported for posting my picture online. I didn't give you permission to do that and it's hurting my feelings.

I thought it was a picture of me at first, until I realized there were too many teeth.

I'll be teaching an orbiting class on SS soon.

Maybe we should start a petition for an "Orbiters" subforum.

 

[9Volt]

I thought it was a picture of me at first, until I realized there were too many teeth.


Maybe we should start a petition for an "Orbiters" subforum.

The Orbituary?

 

[zekko]

The Orbituary?

They deleted your thread on tattoos? That was the best post I've ever written lol.
Guess you're not allowed to be silly around here.

 

[AlexKaiser]

If you send her enough nice texts, i think she might have sex with you

Sex? She might even send the lewd pictures on snapchat...for the right price.

 

[JohnChops]

Now I'm CONVINCED you've been skipping your medication

He has a point tho, remember when you weren't enlightened? You sat around believing in fate and destiny? Life was simpler back then, I'm sure...But you weren't getting laid, either...

Simple and you would walk around hunched over, with a goofy smile on your face, scowering clubs, buying girls drinks to find "the one." waiting 6+ dates to get laid or not getting laid at all. Giving girls attention with no reciprocation. Ya, being an orbiter was super fun.