Life was easier when I was an orbiter

[9Volt]

Instead of all these wacky "game" tactics life was easier when I was an orbiter. All I'd have to do is sit at my laptop with my jumbo sized Slurpee, family sized bag of Doritos, didn't have to dress up to impress, learn game, practice in my bedroom Dojo, work out, brush my teeth, get a good job etc.

I just had to "like" every FB post chicks ever made, run errands for them, and do their homework.

Scratch the homework. I was too lazy to do my own homework and played the special kid role so the chicks would do mine for me.

Anyone else wish they could go back to when you were a carefree orbiter?

 

[BlueAlpha1]

Great post. Seriously, you should be promoted to moderator.

You are one of the most enlightening, entertaining, and inspiring posters here. And I think I speak for the entire forum in that we all feel this way.

 

[9Volt]

Great post. Seriously, you should be promoted to moderator.

You are one of the most enlightening, entertaining, and inspiring posters here. And I think I speak for the entire forum in that we all feel this way.

I can barely moderate my life let alone this forum.

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

 

[9Volt]

Reported for posting my picture online. I didn't give you permission to do that and it's hurting my feelings.

 

[xstang77]

Reported for posting my picture online. I didn't give you permission to do that and it's hurting my feelings.

Ah, a fellow millennial I see

 

[dustmuffin]

No, I like being a non orbiter. I don't orbit women. Either I'm f ucking them or trying and if it doesn't work out I'm on to the next. I don't see any value with being friends with a woman. I don't give me away free.

 

[sazc]

Now I'm CONVINCED you've been skipping your medication

He has a point tho, remember when you weren't enlightened? You sat around believing in fate and destiny? Life was simpler back then, I'm sure...But you weren't getting laid, either...

 

[9Volt]

Now I'm CONVINCED you've been skipping your medication

He has a point tho, remember when you weren't enlightened? You sat around believing in fate and destiny? Life was simpler back then, I'm sure...But you weren't getting laid, either...

True on all accounts. Though I'm still not getting laid. Can I be your orbiter?

 

[sazc]

True on all accounts. Though I'm still not getting laid. Can I be your orbiter?

Fvck yea u can! Lemme throw you my fb, instagram, whatsapp and Snapchat so you can like everything, and I'll send you my bank info cuz I got billz that need to be paid. I need some cash weekly for a maid too.

This is gonna be GREAT! (for me!)

 

[9Volt]

Fvck yea u can! Lemme throw you my fb, instagram, whatsapp and Snapchat so you can like everything, and I'll send you my bank info cuz I got billz that need to be paid. I need some cash weekly for a maid too.

This is gonna be GREAT! (for me!)

I'm gonna like the shyt out of every friggin thing you post till you can't take it anymore. Even a pic of you getting banged by your alpha. I'm going full beta orbiter baby.

 

[sazc]

I'm gonna like the shyt out of every friggin thing you post till you can't take it anymore. Even a pic of you getting banged by your alpha. I'm going full beta orbiter baby.

I just had a GREAT idea! I'll fire the maid and gardener and YOU can do it! Can you be my car mechanic too? Simple stuff....Oil changes, cleaning, rotating tires, replacing CV boots....

 

[9Volt]

I just had a GREAT idea! I'll fire the maid and gardener and YOU can do it! Can you be my car mechanic too? Simple stuff....Oil changes, cleaning, rotating tires, replacing CV boots....

can you do me a favor and give me a fake number and we'll call it a deal.

 

[sazc]

800-555-1212 or, the easier one to remember,
800-Pop-corn

 

[9Volt]

800-555-1212 or, the easier one to remember,
800-Pop-corn

Ah the old faithful: "You're a creeper!" 800 message recording number. it's my personal fav.


Yea son!

 

[FwoGiZ]

I like the feeling of my **** in *****. I am sorry

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

I didn't give you permission to do that and it's hurting my feelings.

 

[9Volt]

Stop finger pointing at the internet and take accountability for your heinous treatment of orbiters.

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

take accountability for your heinous treatment of orbiters.

 

[9Volt]

She's smiling. She got my text. #winning.