MatureDJ
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Let's hope you are never this hard up
- Thread starter MatureDJ
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
KontrollerX
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What was he supposed to do?
It was wearing its skimpiest table cloth!
It was wearing its skimpiest table cloth!
ThunderMaverick
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He's married. That explains it.
I remember a story miy sister told me growing up. She said she knew this guy who would put two raw steaks between the mattress and the box spring of his bed and f**k it sideways. s
That story still makes me laugh to this day. Some bony dude (probably bald) bare naked hitting his bed from the side.
Hahahaha naaasty!
I remember a story miy sister told me growing up. She said she knew this guy who would put two raw steaks between the mattress and the box spring of his bed and f**k it sideways. s
That story still makes me laugh to this day. Some bony dude (probably bald) bare naked hitting his bed from the side.
Hahahaha naaasty!
His Top Ten defenses are:
10. "It was just a f#cking picnic. I mean that literally".
9. "I was whipping up a batch of my special 'no mayo potato salad' sauce, a family favorite!".
8. "I'm trying to scare the ants away. And it was working, too."
7. "Where's the crime if the table consents?"
6. "I'm the pervert? Why don't you arrest those voyeuristic, video-taping neighbors of mine?"
5. "This is Bellevue, Ohio. What else is there here to do for kicks?"
4. "Give me a break. This is the first time I've ever f#cked anything that didn't give me a hard time back."
3. "You think this is something? You oughtta see my weenie roast."
2. "But the table's all I have left! I pimped my lawn chair out to Elliot Spitzer for $4000."
and his number one top defense:
1. "That's the picnic table? Oh sh1t! I thought it was my wife. They're both that hard, flat and cold."
10. "It was just a f#cking picnic. I mean that literally".
9. "I was whipping up a batch of my special 'no mayo potato salad' sauce, a family favorite!".
8. "I'm trying to scare the ants away. And it was working, too."
7. "Where's the crime if the table consents?"
6. "I'm the pervert? Why don't you arrest those voyeuristic, video-taping neighbors of mine?"
5. "This is Bellevue, Ohio. What else is there here to do for kicks?"
4. "Give me a break. This is the first time I've ever f#cked anything that didn't give me a hard time back."
3. "You think this is something? You oughtta see my weenie roast."
2. "But the table's all I have left! I pimped my lawn chair out to Elliot Spitzer for $4000."
and his number one top defense:
1. "That's the picnic table? Oh sh1t! I thought it was my wife. They're both that hard, flat and cold."
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
This is a weird story, but it's the implications that bothers me. I assume he was in his own back yard. What the hell is this neighbor doing videotaping him? They were probably thinking I caught the predophile predator now hahaha. As weird as it was, he was in his own backyard doing his thing, and because he lives "near" an elementary school he can be charged with felony public indecency? You got to love the justice sytem. I didn't even know public indecency could rise to a felony. I betcha if a woman went out in her yard some sunny day and went to town with a cucumber or a dildo she wouldn't be charged with anything let alone a felony. It just seems like the mentality of the criminalization of male sexuality. I'm not even saying there shouldn't be a double standard with men and women exposing themself, but not as extreme as this. It has broader implications.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Having Sex With Picnic Table
His wife has got to feel sexy.
His wife has got to feel sexy.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Maybe THIS was his picnic table:
http://www.jaunted.com/files/3/erotic_furniture.jpg
http://www.jaunted.com/files/3/erotic_furniture.jpg
Mr.Positive
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This is a hot table. Now this table could be a 9, IMO.Blackmm said:
I think there should have been a picture of the table in the news article to be entirely accurate, because I think this was done out of convenience, so I'd guess the table was a 6.5 at best.