MatureDJ
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Let's hope you are never this hard up
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
KontrollerX
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What was he supposed to do?
It was wearing its skimpiest table cloth!
It was wearing its skimpiest table cloth!
ThunderMaverick
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He's married. That explains it.
I remember a story miy sister told me growing up. She said she knew this guy who would put two raw steaks between the mattress and the box spring of his bed and f**k it sideways. s
That story still makes me laugh to this day. Some bony dude (probably bald) bare naked hitting his bed from the side.
Hahahaha naaasty!
I remember a story miy sister told me growing up. She said she knew this guy who would put two raw steaks between the mattress and the box spring of his bed and f**k it sideways. s
That story still makes me laugh to this day. Some bony dude (probably bald) bare naked hitting his bed from the side.
Hahahaha naaasty!
His Top Ten defenses are:
10. "It was just a f#cking picnic. I mean that literally".
9. "I was whipping up a batch of my special 'no mayo potato salad' sauce, a family favorite!".
8. "I'm trying to scare the ants away. And it was working, too."
7. "Where's the crime if the table consents?"
6. "I'm the pervert? Why don't you arrest those voyeuristic, video-taping neighbors of mine?"
5. "This is Bellevue, Ohio. What else is there here to do for kicks?"
4. "Give me a break. This is the first time I've ever f#cked anything that didn't give me a hard time back."
3. "You think this is something? You oughtta see my weenie roast."
2. "But the table's all I have left! I pimped my lawn chair out to Elliot Spitzer for $4000."
and his number one top defense:
1. "That's the picnic table? Oh sh1t! I thought it was my wife. They're both that hard, flat and cold."
10. "It was just a f#cking picnic. I mean that literally".
9. "I was whipping up a batch of my special 'no mayo potato salad' sauce, a family favorite!".
8. "I'm trying to scare the ants away. And it was working, too."
7. "Where's the crime if the table consents?"
6. "I'm the pervert? Why don't you arrest those voyeuristic, video-taping neighbors of mine?"
5. "This is Bellevue, Ohio. What else is there here to do for kicks?"
4. "Give me a break. This is the first time I've ever f#cked anything that didn't give me a hard time back."
3. "You think this is something? You oughtta see my weenie roast."
2. "But the table's all I have left! I pimped my lawn chair out to Elliot Spitzer for $4000."
and his number one top defense:
1. "That's the picnic table? Oh sh1t! I thought it was my wife. They're both that hard, flat and cold."
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
This is a weird story, but it's the implications that bothers me. I assume he was in his own back yard. What the hell is this neighbor doing videotaping him? They were probably thinking I caught the predophile predator now hahaha. As weird as it was, he was in his own backyard doing his thing, and because he lives "near" an elementary school he can be charged with felony public indecency? You got to love the justice sytem. I didn't even know public indecency could rise to a felony. I betcha if a woman went out in her yard some sunny day and went to town with a cucumber or a dildo she wouldn't be charged with anything let alone a felony. It just seems like the mentality of the criminalization of male sexuality. I'm not even saying there shouldn't be a double standard with men and women exposing themself, but not as extreme as this. It has broader implications.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Having Sex With Picnic Table
His wife has got to feel sexy.
His wife has got to feel sexy.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Maybe THIS was his picnic table:
http://www.jaunted.com/files/3/erotic_furniture.jpg
http://www.jaunted.com/files/3/erotic_furniture.jpg
Mr.Positive
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This is a hot table. Now this table could be a 9, IMO.Blackmm said:
I think there should have been a picture of the table in the news article to be entirely accurate, because I think this was done out of convenience, so I'd guess the table was a 6.5 at best.