MatureDJ
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Let's hope you are never this hard up
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
KontrollerX
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What was he supposed to do?
It was wearing its skimpiest table cloth!
It was wearing its skimpiest table cloth!
ThunderMaverick
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He's married. That explains it.
I remember a story miy sister told me growing up. She said she knew this guy who would put two raw steaks between the mattress and the box spring of his bed and f**k it sideways. s
That story still makes me laugh to this day. Some bony dude (probably bald) bare naked hitting his bed from the side.
Hahahaha naaasty!
I remember a story miy sister told me growing up. She said she knew this guy who would put two raw steaks between the mattress and the box spring of his bed and f**k it sideways. s
That story still makes me laugh to this day. Some bony dude (probably bald) bare naked hitting his bed from the side.
Hahahaha naaasty!
His Top Ten defenses are:
10. "It was just a f#cking picnic. I mean that literally".
9. "I was whipping up a batch of my special 'no mayo potato salad' sauce, a family favorite!".
8. "I'm trying to scare the ants away. And it was working, too."
7. "Where's the crime if the table consents?"
6. "I'm the pervert? Why don't you arrest those voyeuristic, video-taping neighbors of mine?"
5. "This is Bellevue, Ohio. What else is there here to do for kicks?"
4. "Give me a break. This is the first time I've ever f#cked anything that didn't give me a hard time back."
3. "You think this is something? You oughtta see my weenie roast."
2. "But the table's all I have left! I pimped my lawn chair out to Elliot Spitzer for $4000."
and his number one top defense:
1. "That's the picnic table? Oh sh1t! I thought it was my wife. They're both that hard, flat and cold."
10. "It was just a f#cking picnic. I mean that literally".
9. "I was whipping up a batch of my special 'no mayo potato salad' sauce, a family favorite!".
8. "I'm trying to scare the ants away. And it was working, too."
7. "Where's the crime if the table consents?"
6. "I'm the pervert? Why don't you arrest those voyeuristic, video-taping neighbors of mine?"
5. "This is Bellevue, Ohio. What else is there here to do for kicks?"
4. "Give me a break. This is the first time I've ever f#cked anything that didn't give me a hard time back."
3. "You think this is something? You oughtta see my weenie roast."
2. "But the table's all I have left! I pimped my lawn chair out to Elliot Spitzer for $4000."
and his number one top defense:
1. "That's the picnic table? Oh sh1t! I thought it was my wife. They're both that hard, flat and cold."
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
This is a weird story, but it's the implications that bothers me. I assume he was in his own back yard. What the hell is this neighbor doing videotaping him? They were probably thinking I caught the predophile predator now hahaha. As weird as it was, he was in his own backyard doing his thing, and because he lives "near" an elementary school he can be charged with felony public indecency? You got to love the justice sytem. I didn't even know public indecency could rise to a felony. I betcha if a woman went out in her yard some sunny day and went to town with a cucumber or a dildo she wouldn't be charged with anything let alone a felony. It just seems like the mentality of the criminalization of male sexuality. I'm not even saying there shouldn't be a double standard with men and women exposing themself, but not as extreme as this. It has broader implications.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Having Sex With Picnic Table
His wife has got to feel sexy.
His wife has got to feel sexy.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Maybe THIS was his picnic table:
http://www.jaunted.com/files/3/erotic_furniture.jpg
http://www.jaunted.com/files/3/erotic_furniture.jpg
Mr.Positive
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This is a hot table. Now this table could be a 9, IMO.Blackmm said:
I think there should have been a picture of the table in the news article to be entirely accurate, because I think this was done out of convenience, so I'd guess the table was a 6.5 at best.