penkitten
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women who cry they are victims because they are women.
i hate those most.
i hate those most.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Let's get superficial (shallow), what can't you stand about a woman?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Francisco d'Anconia
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Good one! I hate that too. Usually it's the 'girlie-girls' that drop that line. Yeah, they may be nice to look at but they're a pain to listen too. I need to find a woman like Angelina Jolie...
pimpfromdayone
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Dam-n, I was just about to post my own thread on this till I saw this one. Anyway, I didn't read through all 6 pages but I doubt anyone has mentioned what I am about to mention:
1.) Women who talk on the fu-cking cell phone 24/7, at any possible opportunity, and never put the dam-n thing down. What is the first thing a woman does after leaving a class (or in the class)? Whips out the dam-n phone. Walk around a college campus and at least 50% of the women will be on the phone. They say it is therapy for a woman to talk on a phone with someone. Personally it pis-ses me off mainly because they are basically telling everyone around them they don't want anything to do with them and they'd rather communicate with someone miles and miles away.... geez, talk about anti-social. The funny part is, people in her vicinity will also get their own phones out because they feel excluded. I hate it even more when a woman I am seeing is talking on the phone all the time, even when she's with me, and expecting me to use my cell phone to call her constantly.
2.) A girl whose only goal in life is to get drunk. I can't stand these slu-ts. If you're this boring, I don't want you.
3.) Flakes.
4.) And, finally, drumroll.... women who wear really BIG sunglasses. Maybe this is just another college girl thing, but I have noticed that EVERY sorority girl wears HUGE sunglasses, and then every other girl after that has them.... must be some fashion bullshi-t. Whatever it is, cut it out, you look fu-cking stupid.
1.) Women who talk on the fu-cking cell phone 24/7, at any possible opportunity, and never put the dam-n thing down. What is the first thing a woman does after leaving a class (or in the class)? Whips out the dam-n phone. Walk around a college campus and at least 50% of the women will be on the phone. They say it is therapy for a woman to talk on a phone with someone. Personally it pis-ses me off mainly because they are basically telling everyone around them they don't want anything to do with them and they'd rather communicate with someone miles and miles away.... geez, talk about anti-social. The funny part is, people in her vicinity will also get their own phones out because they feel excluded. I hate it even more when a woman I am seeing is talking on the phone all the time, even when she's with me, and expecting me to use my cell phone to call her constantly.
2.) A girl whose only goal in life is to get drunk. I can't stand these slu-ts. If you're this boring, I don't want you.
3.) Flakes.
4.) And, finally, drumroll.... women who wear really BIG sunglasses. Maybe this is just another college girl thing, but I have noticed that EVERY sorority girl wears HUGE sunglasses, and then every other girl after that has them.... must be some fashion bullshi-t. Whatever it is, cut it out, you look fu-cking stupid.
aftershock
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I would never date any of these:
1) Fat chicks
2) Ugly chicks
3) Goth chicks (generally a combination of 1 and 2 though)
4) Chicks who don't shave/trim down below. Nothings worse than a fvcking forest!
1) Fat chicks
2) Ugly chicks
3) Goth chicks (generally a combination of 1 and 2 though)
4) Chicks who don't shave/trim down below. Nothings worse than a fvcking forest!
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
BackToTheMack
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GIRLS that have to part there arm hair with a comb
pimpfromdayone
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Wait, are you implying that you found a woman who IS MATURE?? haha
Francisco d'Anconia
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Y'know, it's surprising just how many of the lists posted have some mention of hair...
I guess it's safe to say that guys do not feel that women who look like a wookie, Sasquatch or have portions of their bodies resembling tribbles.
Evangenlion
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I have nothing against women. i don't know why, even those that try to annoy me, i could care less.
i'm still trying to think of something that might, but so far nothing.
women can be very annoying, but it never gets to me...... i know i'm a strange creature.
i'm still trying to think of something that might, but so far nothing.
women can be very annoying, but it never gets to me...... i know i'm a strange creature.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
BackToTheMack
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Errrrr so hairy women that refuse to shave dont bother you?
sweetdrms1981
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what i cant stand about men
I know this is a little off topic...
i am a 24 year old female
1. Baby talk, during sex that is something i never want to hear. i am ****ing a man not a child.
2. To needy, just dont do it, have some friends, i dont want to be your entire life.
3. Take a shower at least once a day....smell doesnt turn me on.
4. i cant stand someone who smacks when they eat.
5. to little sex. i like it and want it, a lot of it
6. trim yourself up. just like you like clean women, we like clean men.
i am sure there are a lot of other things but these come to mind right now.
I know this is a little off topic...
i am a 24 year old female
1. Baby talk, during sex that is something i never want to hear. i am ****ing a man not a child.
2. To needy, just dont do it, have some friends, i dont want to be your entire life.
3. Take a shower at least once a day....smell doesnt turn me on.
4. i cant stand someone who smacks when they eat.
5. to little sex. i like it and want it, a lot of it
6. trim yourself up. just like you like clean women, we like clean men.
i am sure there are a lot of other things but these come to mind right now.
pimpfromdayone
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Haha, "too little sex," what kind of men are you dating anyway? That is fu-cking pathetic. I can out-fu-ck any woman there is.... once a day, twice, three times, doesn't matter.... she can fu-ck me in my sleep if she wants, I sleep with a hard-on. I have never met a real "nympho" who couldn't get enough, but when I find one, ohh yeah.
Since your a woman, tell me, WHY THE FU-CK DO YOU TALK ON THE CELL PHONE CONSTANTLY?? Is it me, or do only people with low self-esteem need to talk to people all the time to feel better about themselves? Is that what it is? I just want to know.
Since your a woman, tell me, WHY THE FU-CK DO YOU TALK ON THE CELL PHONE CONSTANTLY?? Is it me, or do only people with low self-esteem need to talk to people all the time to feel better about themselves? Is that what it is? I just want to know.
sweetdrms1981
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lol, yeah i am married to somone who cant give me enough damnit.
lol, and women who talk on their cell phones all the time are just trying to make themselves look like they are someone to talk to, most of the time they are just stalling until they get somewhere else-
yes just to make themselves feel better
lame but i know a lot of them, those are AW as you say, lol
lol, and women who talk on their cell phones all the time are just trying to make themselves look like they are someone to talk to, most of the time they are just stalling until they get somewhere else-
yes just to make themselves feel better
lame but i know a lot of them, those are AW as you say, lol
pimpfromdayone
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Thankyou sweetie for answering my questions. Yes, the conversations they have are pointless, but you have confirmed my suspicions... it is woman therapy, and at the same time they are trying to look important or something stupid like that. The number of hours spent on the cell phone is inversely related to the IQ of the woman.... attentio-n who-res are just at the bottom in the brains category. Well, women will be women, men will be men, I care not.
Wait a minute, you're married to someone who can't give you enough? You know most men should be able to do once a day at least. If he can't do that, I feel sorry for you.
Wait a minute, you're married to someone who can't give you enough? You know most men should be able to do once a day at least. If he can't do that, I feel sorry for you.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Well, I don't want to take sides, but I wouldn't want to talk to someone who called me a *****.
Joe The Homophobe
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the thing I hate about women is that they deteriorate in looks so fast, and their amazing ability to get fat.
pimpfromdayone
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Hel-l ya they can get fat quickly. By the time they're 30, the hot girls oftentimes don't look that much more desirable than the average girls, and for me they all seem to one big mass of "undesirables." The most hilarious part however is how they wasted those 30 years of good looks getting dumbass guys who are worth nothing. The gold-diggers are at least halfway smart and know to marry a millionaire when they are at their peak, but as for the other girls, well, after 30 years of dating losers, their looks deteriorate, and they find themselves, quite simply, fu-cked. A man, on the other hand, retains basically the same looks throughout most of his life (granted his hair stays on his head for a while). A man ages like a fine wine.
pimpinainteasybros
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1. a big head (literally)
2. a Gunt (is that the same as Buddha Belly?)
3. When they are talking and their voice trails off so it kinda makes a "croaking sound". Hard to explain, need to imitate it in person.
4. When they try and play the Game but can't really handle it (like those broads on Sex and the City).
5. Talking too much
2. a Gunt (is that the same as Buddha Belly?)
3. When they are talking and their voice trails off so it kinda makes a "croaking sound". Hard to explain, need to imitate it in person.
4. When they try and play the Game but can't really handle it (like those broads on Sex and the City).
5. Talking too much
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.