penkitten
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women who cry they are victims because they are women.
i hate those most.
i hate those most.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Let's get superficial (shallow), what can't you stand about a woman?
- Thread starter Francisco d'Anconia
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Good one! I hate that too. Usually it's the 'girlie-girls' that drop that line. Yeah, they may be nice to look at but they're a pain to listen too. I need to find a woman like Angelina Jolie...
pimpfromdayone
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Dam-n, I was just about to post my own thread on this till I saw this one. Anyway, I didn't read through all 6 pages but I doubt anyone has mentioned what I am about to mention:
1.) Women who talk on the fu-cking cell phone 24/7, at any possible opportunity, and never put the dam-n thing down. What is the first thing a woman does after leaving a class (or in the class)? Whips out the dam-n phone. Walk around a college campus and at least 50% of the women will be on the phone. They say it is therapy for a woman to talk on a phone with someone. Personally it pis-ses me off mainly because they are basically telling everyone around them they don't want anything to do with them and they'd rather communicate with someone miles and miles away.... geez, talk about anti-social. The funny part is, people in her vicinity will also get their own phones out because they feel excluded. I hate it even more when a woman I am seeing is talking on the phone all the time, even when she's with me, and expecting me to use my cell phone to call her constantly.
2.) A girl whose only goal in life is to get drunk. I can't stand these slu-ts. If you're this boring, I don't want you.
3.) Flakes.
4.) And, finally, drumroll.... women who wear really BIG sunglasses. Maybe this is just another college girl thing, but I have noticed that EVERY sorority girl wears HUGE sunglasses, and then every other girl after that has them.... must be some fashion bullshi-t. Whatever it is, cut it out, you look fu-cking stupid.
1.) Women who talk on the fu-cking cell phone 24/7, at any possible opportunity, and never put the dam-n thing down. What is the first thing a woman does after leaving a class (or in the class)? Whips out the dam-n phone. Walk around a college campus and at least 50% of the women will be on the phone. They say it is therapy for a woman to talk on a phone with someone. Personally it pis-ses me off mainly because they are basically telling everyone around them they don't want anything to do with them and they'd rather communicate with someone miles and miles away.... geez, talk about anti-social. The funny part is, people in her vicinity will also get their own phones out because they feel excluded. I hate it even more when a woman I am seeing is talking on the phone all the time, even when she's with me, and expecting me to use my cell phone to call her constantly.
2.) A girl whose only goal in life is to get drunk. I can't stand these slu-ts. If you're this boring, I don't want you.
3.) Flakes.
4.) And, finally, drumroll.... women who wear really BIG sunglasses. Maybe this is just another college girl thing, but I have noticed that EVERY sorority girl wears HUGE sunglasses, and then every other girl after that has them.... must be some fashion bullshi-t. Whatever it is, cut it out, you look fu-cking stupid.
aftershock
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I would never date any of these:
1) Fat chicks
2) Ugly chicks
3) Goth chicks (generally a combination of 1 and 2 though)
4) Chicks who don't shave/trim down below. Nothings worse than a fvcking forest!
1) Fat chicks
2) Ugly chicks
3) Goth chicks (generally a combination of 1 and 2 though)
4) Chicks who don't shave/trim down below. Nothings worse than a fvcking forest!
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
BackToTheMack
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GIRLS that have to part there arm hair with a comb
pimpfromdayone
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Wait, are you implying that you found a woman who IS MATURE?? haha
Francisco d'Anconia
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Y'know, it's surprising just how many of the lists posted have some mention of hair...
I guess it's safe to say that guys do not feel that women who look like a wookie, Sasquatch or have portions of their bodies resembling tribbles.
Evangenlion
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I have nothing against women. i don't know why, even those that try to annoy me, i could care less.
i'm still trying to think of something that might, but so far nothing.
women can be very annoying, but it never gets to me...... i know i'm a strange creature.
i'm still trying to think of something that might, but so far nothing.
women can be very annoying, but it never gets to me...... i know i'm a strange creature.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
BackToTheMack
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Errrrr so hairy women that refuse to shave dont bother you?
sweetdrms1981
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what i cant stand about men
I know this is a little off topic...
i am a 24 year old female
1. Baby talk, during sex that is something i never want to hear. i am ****ing a man not a child.
2. To needy, just dont do it, have some friends, i dont want to be your entire life.
3. Take a shower at least once a day....smell doesnt turn me on.
4. i cant stand someone who smacks when they eat.
5. to little sex. i like it and want it, a lot of it
6. trim yourself up. just like you like clean women, we like clean men.
i am sure there are a lot of other things but these come to mind right now.
I know this is a little off topic...
i am a 24 year old female
1. Baby talk, during sex that is something i never want to hear. i am ****ing a man not a child.
2. To needy, just dont do it, have some friends, i dont want to be your entire life.
3. Take a shower at least once a day....smell doesnt turn me on.
4. i cant stand someone who smacks when they eat.
5. to little sex. i like it and want it, a lot of it
6. trim yourself up. just like you like clean women, we like clean men.
i am sure there are a lot of other things but these come to mind right now.
pimpfromdayone
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Haha, "too little sex," what kind of men are you dating anyway? That is fu-cking pathetic. I can out-fu-ck any woman there is.... once a day, twice, three times, doesn't matter.... she can fu-ck me in my sleep if she wants, I sleep with a hard-on. I have never met a real "nympho" who couldn't get enough, but when I find one, ohh yeah.
Since your a woman, tell me, WHY THE FU-CK DO YOU TALK ON THE CELL PHONE CONSTANTLY?? Is it me, or do only people with low self-esteem need to talk to people all the time to feel better about themselves? Is that what it is? I just want to know.
Since your a woman, tell me, WHY THE FU-CK DO YOU TALK ON THE CELL PHONE CONSTANTLY?? Is it me, or do only people with low self-esteem need to talk to people all the time to feel better about themselves? Is that what it is? I just want to know.
sweetdrms1981
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lol, yeah i am married to somone who cant give me enough damnit.
lol, and women who talk on their cell phones all the time are just trying to make themselves look like they are someone to talk to, most of the time they are just stalling until they get somewhere else-
yes just to make themselves feel better
lame but i know a lot of them, those are AW as you say, lol
lol, and women who talk on their cell phones all the time are just trying to make themselves look like they are someone to talk to, most of the time they are just stalling until they get somewhere else-
yes just to make themselves feel better
lame but i know a lot of them, those are AW as you say, lol
pimpfromdayone
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Thankyou sweetie for answering my questions. Yes, the conversations they have are pointless, but you have confirmed my suspicions... it is woman therapy, and at the same time they are trying to look important or something stupid like that. The number of hours spent on the cell phone is inversely related to the IQ of the woman.... attentio-n who-res are just at the bottom in the brains category. Well, women will be women, men will be men, I care not.
Wait a minute, you're married to someone who can't give you enough? You know most men should be able to do once a day at least. If he can't do that, I feel sorry for you.
Wait a minute, you're married to someone who can't give you enough? You know most men should be able to do once a day at least. If he can't do that, I feel sorry for you.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
DumpaLumpagus
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Well, I don't want to take sides, but I wouldn't want to talk to someone who called me a *****.
Joe The Homophobe
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the thing I hate about women is that they deteriorate in looks so fast, and their amazing ability to get fat.
pimpfromdayone
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Hel-l ya they can get fat quickly. By the time they're 30, the hot girls oftentimes don't look that much more desirable than the average girls, and for me they all seem to one big mass of "undesirables." The most hilarious part however is how they wasted those 30 years of good looks getting dumbass guys who are worth nothing. The gold-diggers are at least halfway smart and know to marry a millionaire when they are at their peak, but as for the other girls, well, after 30 years of dating losers, their looks deteriorate, and they find themselves, quite simply, fu-cked. A man, on the other hand, retains basically the same looks throughout most of his life (granted his hair stays on his head for a while). A man ages like a fine wine.
pimpinainteasybros
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1. a big head (literally)
2. a Gunt (is that the same as Buddha Belly?)
3. When they are talking and their voice trails off so it kinda makes a "croaking sound". Hard to explain, need to imitate it in person.
4. When they try and play the Game but can't really handle it (like those broads on Sex and the City).
5. Talking too much
2. a Gunt (is that the same as Buddha Belly?)
3. When they are talking and their voice trails off so it kinda makes a "croaking sound". Hard to explain, need to imitate it in person.
4. When they try and play the Game but can't really handle it (like those broads on Sex and the City).
5. Talking too much
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.